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a.lbert sat in his fucking recliner chair while dirnking his 500th bottle of .ebrbr today “hey JAKE getme another beernow” albert yelled
“no u cant keep doingthis you really really cant!!!! stop” jake cried as he took the bottl.e from alberrttttr
“get me bee e er NOW fact got” alebryt. yelled loudly
“alberyt stop u cant say dat u rlly rlly cant!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Get me another beer NOW, FACT GOT.” Albert grabbed an empty bottle and threw it at Jake’s head, it shattered on impact.
“OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!” Jake began sobbing louder as blood ran down his face.
“papa mama wats hapepnig” googoogaga3000 asked
“Get me a beer son” alberythejnfj,msmdsnnnnnnnnnnnnn suad
“What”
“beer”
“why”
“DO IT NOW I WISH WE ABORTEDYOU”
“wahhhhhh” gogoogoolkajhgaga3000 beagn.cryiugbnn.
“ALEBRRYT IWANT A DIVORCE I REALLY REALLY DO!!!!!!” jaekemekejewejhe criedddddddddddd sooooo hard soooooooo yes
“Ok FINE!!! IM CHEATIG ON YOU WITH TEMPRIST ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!M!M!M!M!!!KM!!@”
Im going to die ghte end yes ok bye.