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A certain day in Danes, Thorfinn, Askeladd and Bjorn encounter a strange old woman, that says she's a witch and will curse all who disrespect her, everyone thinks of her words as fake, yet when Thorfinn mocks her he's met with a lightning striking right on him..
Once Thorfinn wakes up from his mini 3 day coma, he runs out of the building and frantically looks everywhere for Askeladd, even under a rock.
Thorfinn gets hit by lightning caused by a witch, sees the future and the unfortunate events that happen within, realizes that he'd much prefer Askeladd to be alive even if he where to be the one that killed him, becomes extremely paranoid and scared for Askeladd while trying to keep him alive.
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The weather is cold, there's snow everywhere, not even close to how thick it was back in Iceland but still enough to do harm, Thorfinn is dizzy, he's half wet from stumbling into the snow covered ground, he's cold, he's tired, he's on the verge of crying, he just wants to go sleep in a warm bed just like in the old days again, but of course instead he has some old barn that barely looks like it could hold on another night, it's cold, he has a headache, he's cold, will this please just end already?
He's walking towards the village they've pillaged last night, he didn't want to sleep too close to Askeladd's disgusting selfish lap dogs partying, drinking and laughing all night, so instead of the usual barn he wandered off into the cold woods, what a big mistake, he probably would've gotten a smaller headache than this if he just slept in the barn.. He's too tired to walk anymore, he just gives up and falls on the snow covered ground a few steps afar from the door from the big house Askeladd took for himself last night.
Or... Thorfinn gets sick in the woods on a winter morning and is cared for by Askeladd himself.
This is actually me writing out of my own hatred for my own father figure
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Cube of Flesh and Feelings by notnitrogenz
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
25 Feb 2026
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It’s almost past midnight, and I’m hugging every streetlight I see. My hand loses its grip and a glass bottle of beer I was holding slips out, crashing on the ground with this annoying sharp sound. I haven’t even finished it yet, and for some reason, I remember how Tyler and I were drinking under one of the street lamps.
I’m swinging, looking down on the puddle with some pieces of glass. With blurry vision like this I can’t properly catch anything around me with my eyes. But I catch the telephone booth. Wouldn’t it be nice to call someone, huh? I walk towards the booth, tripping on shoelaces. Do I even have shoelaces?
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27 Feb 2026
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I stared. I couldn’t let Tyler know I don’t know how to do it, so, I rolled my first joint. Tyler took it between two fingers, his own joint hanging from his lips. He squinted at it, deadpan.
And then, he giggled. Snorted. And then he was doubled over, cackling, and the joint was on the bed, having fallen apart, unrolled, crumpled by Tyler accidentally rolling onto it while he was laughing.
At this point, my face was beet red.
After he calmed down, wiping a tear from his eye, he leaned his shoulder against mine, nudging me gently. I said, I think you’re high.
He smirked, turning to meet my gaze through squinted eyes.
“Yeah, no shit.”---------
tyler smokes a fat blunt and gets all mushy with narrator.
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25 Feb 2026
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Five Times Askeladd Had a Reason, and One Time He Didn’t by Phoenix0toast
Fandoms: Vinland Saga (Anime)
07 Feb 2026
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Askeladd does not care about children, he doesn't care about his men, and he doesn't care about Thorfinn.
He has reasons for what he does. He always has reasons.
What he does, for Thorfinn, what he has done for Thorfinn, is practical, incidental, or necessary—nothing more than damage control. Nothing more than a investment into a soldier that does good work for him.
Every time something happens, there's always an excuse, always a reason.
Of course he would have a reason- without one- why would he do anything?
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Five times Askeladd wrote off something he did as some grand ploy to make Thorfinn a better fighter, or just a mistake, or something he did just for the hell of it.
One time where he has no excuse and can't just bullshit his way out of this one.
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07 Feb 2026