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A harmless prank turns into five very different reactions when you casually suggest you “can’t pay the mortgage,” although you never have. Confusion gives way to protectiveness, teasing turns suggestive, and the joke ends exactly where it always does: with reassurance, laughter, and a very clear understanding of who’s got the house covered… in more ways than one.