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Zoey: DKVHKFDKSS
Mira: rumi
*missed call from Zoey*
*missed call from Mira*
*missed call from Mira*
Mira: rumi stop sulking
*missed call from Zoey*
*missed call from Mira*
Zoey: RUMI
Zoey: COME BACK
Zoey: U WERE BEING ADORABLR
*missed call from Mira*
Zoey: RU PLZ
Zoey: ITS OKAY WE ARENT JUDGING
Mira: where even did u go
Mira: @Rumi
*missed call from Zoey*
Rumi: im never coming back
Rumi: go on without me
Zoey: nOOOO
Zoey: THIS IS THE BEST DISCOVERY EVER
Zoey: YOU PURRRRRRR
Zoey: ITS SO AKSJSDJFGKG
Zoey: I wanna snuggle you so harddd
Mira: we dont care if you purr
Zoey: i love ur purrs 🥰🥰🥰
Zoey: would die for ur purrs
Zoey: 10/10
Mira: plz come out
Rumi: i cannot
Rumi: i live here now
Zoey: cat rumiiiiii ❤️
Zoey: dont hide
Rumi: not a cat
Zoey: kinda a cat
Mira: k but srsly where did u go
Zoey: shes sulking
(👎)
Zoey: dont downvote me im right
Mira: are u in a cabinet or some shit
Mira: cuz thats not beating the cat allegations
Rumi: no
Zoey: rumiiiiii plz
Mira: we are demon hunters
Mira: we will hunt you down
Rumi: because im a demon?
Mira: too soon?
Zoey: i meannnnnn…
Rumi: thats homophobic
Mira: literally how
Zoey: woudlnt that be animal abuse
Mira: HOW
Rumi: cat
Mira: i thought u said u werent a cat
Rumi: im not
Rumi: but if i were
Mira: ffs
Mira: zoey i can hear u shuffling in the drawers i promise u shes not in a fkn drawer
Zoey: i thought this was a safe space
Rumi: i could fit in a drawer
Mira: u literally couldnt
Rumi: oof
Rumi: did u even check
Zoey: ill keep chevking
Mira: SHES NOT IN A DRAWER
Rumi: :(
Zoey: :(
Mira: rumi
Rumi: mira
Mira: rumi i stg
Mira: plz come out
Rumi: im gay
(🥳)(🏳️🌈)(👎)
Mira: NO
Rumi: NO?
Zoey: NO?!
Mira: i hate u guys so much
Mira: thats not what i meant
Rumi: homophobic
Zoey: and animal abuse 😞
Mira: k but literally where are u
Mira: i yhought we said no more hiding
Rumi: not hiding
Mira: i disagree
Rumi: on what grounds?
Mira: we cant fucking find you???
Rumi: did u look
Mira: rumi i stg
Zoey: if u stop hiding ill buy u american truck simulator
Rumi: stop saying that to me i dont know what it means
Zoey: its a videogame
Rumi: its a threat
Zoey: no
Mira: it isnt that big a deal
Rumi: the truck game?
Mira: NO ASSHOLE.
Mira: U
Mira: PURRING
Zoey: mira inside voice plz
Mira: ALL OF THIS IS BECUASE U STARTED PURRING
Mira: AND NOW UR HIDING SOMEWHWRE
Mira: SULKING
(👎)
*Rumi has left the chat*
Mira: forfucjs ssakeeeee
Zoey: idk what u expected
*Zoey added Rumi to the chat*
Zoey: rumiiii
Mira: rumi im sorry
Mira: im not mad
Zoey: plz dont be enberassed
Zoey: embarase
Zoey: emberas
Zoey: eb
Mira: almost there babe
(😭)
Zoey: no sad rumis 😡
Zoey: its illegal in this household
Zoey: i hereby forbid it
Zoey: ur purring is so so cute
Zoey: unfairly cute
Zoey: it makes me love u even more
Mira: we love that ur comfortable enough with us to start showing ur demon traits. i think its sweet that you were happy enough just relaxing with us to start purring. u dont need to feel embarassed about being yourself
Mira: plz dont hide from us
Zoey: we love u rumi!!!!
Mira: dont ever feel like u need to hide from us
Mira: ❤️
Zoey: ❤️
Rumi: i love you guys too
Rumi: im sorry
Zoey: no sorry ❤️
Zoey: you jusr need a cuddle puddle
Zoey: doctors orders
Rumi: im under the bed
Mira: ???
Mira: what
Rumi: what
Mira: under the bed??
Rumi: did i stutter?
Mira: not beating cat allegations
Rumi: *picture of the cat at the table in the angry pointing lady meme*
Zoey: wait
Zoey: no ur not????
Zoey: u arntr under ur bed
Rumi: i didnt say my bed
Zoey: hmmm
Zoey: are yakdjfgkhl
Zoey: i just heard mira scream
Zoey: does that mesn u found rumi
Zoey: @Mira
Mira: yes
Mira: shes under my bed fsr
Zoey: aww
Zoey: she loooves u
Zoey: thats so cat coded
Mira: shes stuck
Mira: *picture of Rumi crammed beneath Mira's bed*
Zoey: rumi ur so cute when ur stuck 😍
Mira: come help me save our dumbass girlfriend
Zoey: weeeee im on my way ❤️