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1. "Thank You For Being A Freak," Or Something... by coffinMaraccas

   Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   21 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Carol Sturka/Zosia
   • Carol Sturka
   • Zosia (Pluribus)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Strap-Ons
   • Cockwarming
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Orgasm Control
   • Dacryphilia
   • Zosia's Fun Facts
   • quizzing during sex
   • Bratty Bottom Carol Sturka
   • Top Zosia (Pluribus)
   • She/They Pronouns for Zosia
   • Episode: se02e02 Ladies of the Evening (Golden Girls)
   • Praise Kink
   • Pathetic Carol Sturka
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • no beta we die like authors biology grades

   Summary

   Carol loves The Golden Girls more than anything in the world. The World loves Carol's attention more than life itself. They might find a way to reach a compromise.

   Language:

   English

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