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  1. give me a call if you ever get lonely by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    24 Jan 2026

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    Sirius has had a shitty summer, so no one can really blame him when he types in the number written in the side of the club bathroom stall. When it ends up being the wrong number, Sirius should be disappointed, right? But the outcome ends up so much better.

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    Picking up the phone from random numbers is something that adults do. Remus is an adult. Remus answers the phone now. So when what may be an important work call or opportunity ends up being a French guy who just wanted to wind down, he really shouldn't be delighted.

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