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1. Strategic Patience by SeekerOfMischief

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, House M.D.  

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Complete Work

   22 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jason Todd
   • Dick Grayson
   • Stephanie Brown
   • Damian Wayne
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Bruce Wayne
   • House M.D. References
   • Episode: s04e08 You Don’t Want To Know (House M.D.)
   • Tim is Taub
   • Jason is Cole
   • Dick is Cuddy
   • Damian’s is cutthroat bitch (Amber)
   • Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU)
   • Fluff
   • Light Angst
   • Dick Grayson is So Done
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Bruce Wayne is there briefly
   • Jason is also like amber but he wins like Cole
   • Dick Grayson & Jason Todd-centric
   • ish

   Summary

   After watching season 4 episode 8 of House M.D inspiration struck.

   The repeated argument between Tim and Damian about who the best Robin is, leads to Steph stepping in and creating the daring challenge: steal Dick Graysons boxers. To show who’s the most skilled.

   And Jason joins to show he’s just better than them.

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