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*As our story begins, we see a book laying on a table, suddenly, the book opens up and the pages start to turn*
Narrator: In a world of magic and wonder, there were two kingdoms..
*Then the pages turn, revealing a picture of two kingdoms, one has a sun symbol hanging over it, and the other has a moon*
Narrator: One was known as Solaras. It was populated by creatures such as fairies and light sorcerers. The other was Lunaria, which was inhabited by what was known as “night creatures” such as werewolves and vampires.
*There is a forest between the two kingdoms’ symbols*
Narrator: Both kingdoms were separated by a forest. The people from both kingdoms were never allowed to go to the opposing side.
*Then the pages turn, revealing a picture of two rabbits, one is dressed in a golden gown and a tiara with sun details incorporated into her outfit, while the other one is dressed in a more dark attire with moon details incorporated into his outfit*
Narrator: Queen Francine “Fanny” Cottontail ruled over Solaras, while King Oswald ruled over Lunaria. The two were the only non-magical entities of their respective areas, but they held great power nonetheless. Long ago, they had a conflict that split the two kingdoms apart, and that’s how it’s been ever since.
*Queen Fanny sits on her throne, she’s disgruntled and impatient, Pete the guardsman is standing next to her, he’s a bigfoot*
Queen Fanny: Where is Minnie?! She’s been gone for ages!
Pete: I wouldn’t be surprised if she flaked on you.
*Minnie, who is a fairy with pink wings, comes fluttering in, she’s carrying a cage with tiny, pixie-like creatures that are glowing yellow*
Minnie: Your Highness! I’m here! Sorry to keep you waiting!
Queen Fanny: It’s about time! What took you so long?!
Minnie: I, well, um, it’s kind of a long story-
Queen Fanny: I don’t pay you to laze around all day! I couldn’t care less about your excuses, either!
Minnie: M-My apologies, ma’am, these light sprites are very fast.
*Pete intimidatingly gets right in her face, Minnie squeaks in fear*
Pete: If you stall like that again, you’re going to the catacombs! You got that?!
Minnie: Y-Yes!
Queen Fanny: Now, now, Pete, that won’t be necessary…yet. We still need all the people we can get to save this kingdom.
Pete: Fine.
Minnie: Again, I’m really sorry that-
Queen Fanny: Run along, I think you’ve done enough.
*Minnie sighs and takes off*
Queen Fanny: Donald! Where in Disney’s name are you?!
*There is no response, Queen Fanny huffs*
Queen Fanny: Just when I need that featherbrain the most, he’s not here! Ms. Dear!
*A sorceress, who is none other than Kylie, comes in*
Kylie: Yes?
Queen Fanny: Donald has not shown up today, so I need you to go into the dark forest and bring me back some night sprites.
*Kylie’s eyes widen in fear when she hears this*
Kylie: Th-Th-Th-The dark forest..?
Queen Fanny: Did I stutter?!
Kylie: Could I maybe take somebody with me?
Queen Fanny: Don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark.
Kylie: I mean…a little?
*Queen Fanny scoffs*
Queen Fanny: Aren’t you a little old for that?
Pete: Ha! What a wimp!
*Kylie is flustered, so she changes the subject*
Kylie: Um, uh…what do you need the dark sprites for, anyway?
Queen Fanny: I need them to protect Solaras.
Kylie: I mean, how exactly would they-
Queen Fanny: Don’t question my orders, just do as you’re told! And actually be quick about it, unlike Minnie!
Pete: Or it’s off to the catacombs with you!
*Kylie jolts back in surprise, and then she sighs in defeat*
Kylie: Okay, fine.
Queen Fanny: Look, I’m only hard on you because I care about this kingdom, alright? Those light sprites will keep it safe.
Kylie: You don’t have to be so rude about it, though. *She mutters under her breath*
*Queen Fanny glares at her*
Queen Fanny: What did you say…?
Kylie: …Nothing. Can I at least bring some form of light with me?
*Queen Fanny sighs loudly*
Queen Fanny: Fine. Here you go.
*She hands her a lantern that is covered by a sheet*
Queen Fanny: This has the light of the sun inside of it. Only open it when you get to the forest.
Kylie: Thank you, Queen Fanny.
*She takes the lantern and departs, Donald the wizard then comes into the castle, his robe is slightly unbuttoned and he looks tired yet happy*
Donald: Man, that felt good.
*Queen Fanny gives him a nasty glare, Donald's smile immediately fades*
Donald: Why are you looking at-
Queen Fanny: Where have you been?! *She shouts at him*
*Donald jolts back in fright at this sudden outburst*
Donald: Uh, I kinda had a lot of things to do, and-
Queen Fanny: Just for that, you are hereby obligated to mop all the bathrooms in the castle!
Donald: NOOOO!!
*Meanwhile, Kylie approaches the beginning of the woods, it is shrouded in pitch-black shadows, she gulps and takes a deep breath*
Kylie: Sunlight lantern, don’t fail me now.
*She takes off the sheet, the light from the lantern lights up the pitch black darkness of the woods, Kylie takes a deep breath and sighs*
Kylie: Ok Kylie.. You can do this, you're a brave girl, you're a brave girl..
*She slowly sticks her foot out and takes a step, she then starts to walk into the woods, she hears the distinct chittering of the sprites*
Kylie: Huh, there they are. Maybe this’ll be easier than I thought. *She thinks to herself*
*She comes across a clearing, some night sprites are glowing purple, they fly to some moonflowers and drink their nectar, Kylie starts to sneak up on them, only to step on a twig with a snap*
Kylie: Dagnabbit!
*This sound alerts them and they start to scatter, Kylie gasps at this*
Kylie: No no no no no! Come back! I didn't mean to-
*But it's too late, the night sprites fly away and hide*
Kylie: Scare you…
*She groans in frustration*
Kylie: You're such a klutz, Kylie, you can't even catch a little night sprite!
*She gets an idea*
Kylie: I’ve got it! I just need a spell to bring them back! Now, how does that spell go? Oh, yeah. Appear to me, don’t start snoozin’, conjure a great illusion!
*She snaps her fingers and an illusion of a giant moonflower appears, a nice smell comes out of it, which attracts the attention of three night sprites, they sniff the air and then approach the moonflower, Kylie sneaks up on them and jumps on top of a bouncy mushroom, she is sent flying and she manages to catch them in a net, they squeal in surprise*
Kylie: Aha!
*She stuffs them into a small cage, they pound their tiny fists on the glass and squeal in protest*
Kylie: Sorry, little guys, but we’ll need you to save us all.
*She then suddenly hears what sounds like footsteps and her blood runs cold*
Kylie: …What was that?
*The tapping gets louder and louder, she looks around frantically*
Kylie: Who’s there?! Who?!
*She turns around and sees that it’s just some cattails thumping against a hollow log, a smile comes to her face and she starts laughing in relief*
Kylie: Ha! Silly me! Guess I’m a scaredy-cattail!
*She continues laughing, but then she hears the crunching of some leaves and immediately goes silent*
Kylie: What in the…?
*A shadowy, monstrous figure with a vaguely canine shape is approaching her, it stands up and towers over her, she gasps in fright when she sees it, her eyes widen in horror*
Kylie: Wh-What are you?!
*She holds up her lantern to it, the figure then roars in distress at the bright light and backs away from it, so she still can’t see it, Kylie lets out a banshee shriek*
Kylie: GET AWAY FROM ME!!
*The figure runs away, yelping in fear, Kylie proceeds to turn tail and books it out of the forest, screaming hysterically*
Kylie: HELP!! HELP!!
*She runs past Horace, who is a unicorn, he’s eating a donut, and she causes him to spin around from how fast she’s sprinting, he unwittingly tosses his donut into the air and it lands on his horn*
Horace: Phew, that was close.
*Clarabelle, who is a pegasus, approaches him*
Clarabelle: Would you like me to take you through the clouds?
Horace: I would want nothing more.
*Kylie runs into the castle, we see Donald walking down the hall carrying a mop and bucket*
Donald: I cannot believe I have to clean those stinking bathrooms! Why do I have to-
*Suddenly, Kylie dashes past him, causing him to spin around uncontrollably and he drops the bucket, spilling it everywhere*
Donald: Hey, watch where you’re going!
Kylie: Your Highness!! Your Highness!!
*Queen Fanny is applying some makeup, when she hears her, she is so startled that she gets lipstick all over her cheek*
Queen Fanny: What do you want?!
*Kylie takes a second to catch her breath*
Kylie: Monster! It's a monster!!
Queen Fanny: A monster?
*Tears fill Kylie’s eyes*
Kylie: In the dark woods! It was about to eat me! I was so scared!!
*She puts her face in her hands and starts crying*
Queen Fanny: Well, I hope you at least found some night sprites.
*Kylie looks up and wipes her eyes, shocked by her priority issues*
Kylie: …What?
Queen Fanny: That’s why I sent you out there in the first place. Did you find any?
*Kylie becomes indignant*
Kylie: I nearly died and all you care about is those night sprites?! What is your problem?!
Queen Fanny: Don’t you care about the good of our kingdom?!
*Kylie gets a look of guilt on her face*
Kylie: Yeah, I do! Fine! Here you go!
*She holds up the cage with the three night sprites, Queen Fanny looks at the cage, she then looks up at Kylie with a deadpan look on her face*
Queen Fanny: ….What is this..?
Kylie: What're you talking about? They're night sprites.
Queen Fanny: You only brought me three measly night sprites?!
Kylie: That was all I could get! The monster showed up before I could-
Queen Fanny: Need I remind you that the entire kingdom is counting on you to save us all, and you can't exactly save one person, let alone a whole kingdom with only three night sprites!
*Kylie looks hurt by this, she hangs her head and wipes her eyes*
Kylie: I-I’m sorry.. I did my best..
Queen Fanny: Well, it’s not enough! You’ll have to go back and get more of them!
Kylie: What?! But…but what if the monster comes back?!
Queen Fanny: Well, that’s a risk you’ll have to take! Now hurry up!
*Kylie gives her a tearful glare, but she takes a deep breath and sighs*
Kylie: Okay…
*She takes off in defeat and holds her lantern close to herself*
Kylie: She says she means well, but it’s like my own feelings, my own safety…they mean nothing to her. If only I could prove that I do care about everyone else.
*She approaches the opening to the forest hesitantly*
Kylie: It’s okay, Kylie. Everyone’s counting on you. Just be careful in there. Don’t make too much noise or he’ll see you.
*She braces herself and steps inside, she takes the sheet off her lantern and carefully walks into the eerie forest, she jumps a bit when some bats fly past her*
Kylie: Don’t get scared. Just stay focused.
*She cautiously walks through the trees, the holes in the trunks resemble big mouths with sharp teeth and their branches resemble claws that are reaching out for her, she shudders*
Kylie: This place could really use a makeover.. *She says in a nervous tone of voice*
*As she's walking around, she hears a distant moaning sound, she stops in her tracks and looks around*
Kylie: Wha? What’s there?
*Suddenly, a clawed hand rises out of the ground and nearly grabs her by the ankle, she yelps and jumps back*
Kylie: What in the-?!
*More clawed hands burst forth from the ground and a horde of ghouls emerges from the dirt, Kylie lets out a banshee shriek and runs away as fast as she can*
Kylie: HELP!! SOMEBODY!!
*The ghouls follow her, she looks over her shoulder and sees them coming at her in hot pursuit*
Kylie: GET AWAY FROM ME!!
*She shines her lantern at them, the ghouls screech in distress and cover their eyes*
Kylie: Hurry up, now please don’t nap, take these guys down with a zap!
*She shoots bolts of electricity at them, which stuns them, she takes advantage of this to run further away from them, she soon stops by a cliff and catches her breath*
Kylie: That was close.
*Much to her horror, she hears more groans, she turns around and sees the ghouls coming back, Kylie screams and takes a step back, only to stumble and she starts to fall off the side*
Kylie: No! NO!!
*Suddenly, a figure knocks the ghouls to the side and grabs her by the wrist, much to her surprise*
Kylie: What’s this-?
*The figure pulls her back up to safety, she then realizes it’s the same monster from before*
Kylie: Is that-?!
*The ghouls screech in anger and charge at the monster, but he growls at them and claws them, he then tackles them and unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks upon them, Kylie watches in amazement*
Kylie: Dang-a-rang…
*The monster then stands up to its full height and unleashes a mighty roar right at the ghouls, they all run away in terror, the monster catches its breath, Kylie looks at it in gratitude*
Kylie: Y-You.. just saved my life..
*The monster turns its attention towards her*
Kylie: You’re…you’re not vicious at all.. You’re nice… Aren't you?
*The monster lets out a chuckle*
???: Ah-hyuck…
Kylie: Aw, your laugh is adorable.
*She holds up her lantern to see him better, the monster then yelps and hides behind a tree*
Kylie: Hey, come on. I’m not gonna hurt you.
*The monster whines in fear, Kylie looks at her lantern and then looks back at him*
Kylie: Wait… Are you scared of my lantern?
*She can make out the monster nodding his head*
Kylie: I just want to see what you look like. This lantern’s not gonna do anything to you, I promise.
*She holds her hand out to him, the monster then starts to approach her and he takes her hand, she finally holds the light up to him and she sees a black werewolf with floppy ears and a brownish muzzle, he looks down at her with his gentle golden yellow eyes*
Kylie: You’re…you’re adorable.
*The werewolf wags his tail and blushes before covering his face with his big hands, just then, he starts to get smaller, he looks down and Kylie cocks her head in confusion*
Kylie: What’s happening to you?
*He becomes skinnier and his claws disappear, his pupils turn black and his muzzle turns peach, his fur gets less shaggy, and he is now an anthropomorphic dog, he looks at himself and whines a bit*
Dog: Oh, heavens to Betsy…
Kylie: You can talk!
*She then gasps and squeals*
Kylie: Oh my gosh! You’re even cuter now!!
*She gives him a big hug, much to his surprise*
Dog: Whoa nelly!
*Kylie catches herself and backs away*
Kylie: Oh, uh, sorry.
*The dog is smiling*
Dog: Aw, no prob, that actually felt kinda nice. Where’s my manners? My name’s Goofy.
*Kylie runs her fingers through her hair shyly*
Kylie: And I’m Kylie, Kylie Dear.
Goofy: I’ve never seen ya ‘round here. You’re not from these parts, are ya?
Kylie: No, I’m from Solaras.
Goofy: Oh, I’ve heard that’s such a purty place. It’s so bright an’ shiny an’…
*His smile fades and he whimpers*
Goofy: Oh, Gawrsh! Now that I’m not as strong, I don’t stand a chance against the beasts of these woods! That’s why I didn’t wanna go near your light at first!
*Kylie gets a look of guilt on her face*
Kylie: Oh gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know-
Goofy: Now what am I gonna do?!
Kylie: I’ll protect you in case anything comes for you. I am a sorceress, after all.
Goofy: You’d do that fer me?
*Kylie takes his hand*
Kylie: Of course.
*Goofy smiles at her*
Goofy: Can I take ya to my home?
Kylie: Sure, I wouldn’t mind seeing it.
*He takes her through the woods, Kylie keeps her lantern out in case any ghouls try to attack*
Kylie: Yeesh.. How do you get around this place? It's darker than ink!
Goofy: Where I come from, we can all see in the dark.
Kylie: Ah, that makes sense.
*As they're walking along, they eventually see a bright blue light in the distance, they push their way through the trees and they come upon a kingdom that has a spooky, gothic appearance*
Kylie: Wait…is this…
Goofy: Welcome to Lunaria! Whaddaya think?
*Kylie immediately freaks out upon seeing the place and backs up*
Kylie: Oh no no no no no! I'm not supposed to be here!
*Goofy tilts his head in confusion*
Goofy: Whaddaya mean?
Kylie: Our queen said it’s against the rules to go here! She claims it’s too dangerous!
Goofy: Dangerous? Oh, pshaw, the people here are some of the nicest fellas I know.
Kylie: Wait what? But the queen said that this place was a wasteland with savage beasts.
Goofy: Well, that’s just silly. She oughta take a look for herself before she goes jumpin’ to conclusions.
*Kylie gets a look of embarrassment on her face and she briefly hides in her hair*
Kylie: Should I not have said that..? I’m sorry.
Goofy: Hey, ya didn’t know. Yer good.
*Kylie sighs in relief*
Kylie: Thank gosh.
*A bat with mouse ears is sleeping upside down in a nearby tree, a dog with pointy devil ears is also napping by it*
Goofy: Heya, Mickey! Howdy, Pluto!
*The bat’s eyes shoot open and it lets out a frightened squeak, while the dog jumps up in fright, yelping in fear as he does so, he briefly breathes fire*
Mickey: Holy-!!
Goofy: Ah-hyuck, sorry ‘bout that.
*Mickey then turns into a vampire*
Mickey: Goofy..?
*He looks over him*
Mickey: Why are you normal? The moon’s out, the sun won't be up for at least a couple more hours.
*Goofy points to Kylie, who still has the lantern*
Goofy: Cuz of my Biscuit’s big light.
Kylie: B-B-B-Biscuit…?
*She squeals and blushes before hiding in her hair*
Kylie: That’s such a sweet nickname!!
Goofy: Well, yer as good as my favorite snack.
*Kylie squeals at this, she then clears her throat and slowly uncovers her face*
Kylie: Y-Yeah, sorry about the lantern, it's not for any personal reasons it's just…I'm scared of the dark…stupid I know.. *She says in a saddened tone of voice*
Goofy: It’s okay. Everyone’s scared of somethin’. I mean, Mick’s scared of garlic.
Mickey: I can’t help it, I’m a vampire! But it’s true, even night creatures like us get scared sometimes.
*Kylie is touched by this*
Kylie: That does make me feel better about it. Thanks.
*Pluto approaches Kylie and licks her hand, she scratches him behind the ears*
Kylie: Aren’t you cute? Say, what kind of dog is he?
Mickey: He’s a…heckhound.
Kylie: Don’t you mean a-
*She hears a voice from behind her*
???: Such language! We can’t have that in a story for all ages!
Kylie: What the?!
*She quickly turns around to see a white duck with a black witch’s hat with a purple ribbon and a black long sleeved gown sitting on the roof of a house*
Mickey: Hey, Daisy!
*Daisy gets on her broomstick and flies back down to see them*
Daisy: I see you have someone new with you. She’s got an…interesting fashion sense. It’s much brighter than our outfits here.
Goofy: Meet Kylie, she just came in from Solaras.
*Kylie becomes nervous*
Kylie: Uh, what?! No, I didn’t! He’s joking!
Mickey: Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being from a place like that.
*Kylie softens up at this*
Kylie: Wait really?
Daisy: Sure! Lots of amazing people are from there. I’ve heard it’s just lovely, but I’ve never been.
Kylie: But I thought-
*She then stops herself and thinks to herself, she then takes a deep breath and sighs*
Kylie: …Thanks. That’s a relief.
Goofy: Why don’t we take ya to see the king?
*Kylie’s eyes widen when she hears this*
Kylie: …The king..?
*She then hears Queen Fanny's voice echoing in her head*
Queen Fanny: The despicable ruler of Lunaria will surely put us all in danger one day! That’s what they’re all like! They're all heartless and vile! Oh.. But none are as horrendous as that loathsome king!
Kylie: …The queen's gonna kill me.. *She thinks to herself*
Mickey: What do you say?
*Kylie continues to think to herself*
Kylie: Well, she was wrong about the people here, what if she was wrong about the king as well? *She wonders internally*
*She finally speaks up*
Kylie: …I’m all for it.
Daisy: Hexcellent! I just know you'll like him, he's very welcoming towards newcomers.
*She leads the way down the road, Mickey, Goofy, and Pluto gladly follow her, but Kylie is more hesitant, she takes a deep breath and sighs*
Kylie: You've made it this far, you can't exactly turn back now.. *She whispers to herself*
*She then follows them, they go through a marketplace, Mortimer the troll is manning a stand*
Mortimer: Step right up! I’ve got all kinds of tonics, like one that makes ya rich!
Kylie: Yeah, right. *She thinks to herself*
*Clara Cluck the cockatrice passes by Mortimer*
Mortimer: Hey, Ms. Cluck! Wouldja like a tonic that’ll make you skinnier? You look like you could use it!
*Clara then glares at him, which turns him to stone*
Kylie: Uh…he’s gonna be okay, right?
Daisy: Oh, don’t worry about him, he’ll go back to normal in two hours. Not that you would worry about a con man like him.
*Toby Tortoise the zombie is at the front of a line for a food truck, the people behind him are annoyed and impatient*
Toby: I…would like…to order…
*Max Hare the jackalope shakes his fist*
Max Hare: Hurry up, would ya?!
Kylie: Boy, do I feel sorry for them.
Goofy: Knowin’ him, he’s probably gonna order a brain burger.
*Kylie shudders a bit upon hearing this, Mickey then points ahead*
Mickey: Here we are!
*The castle is just ahead of them, they can hear little kids’ voices from inside*
???: Daddy, Daddy!
??: Play with us, Papa!
*A rather frazzled voice is heard from inside*
????: Alright, alright, I’m coming!
*Kylie is surprised*
Kylie: He’s a father?
Goofy: Ah-hyuck, a real good one too.
*They go inside, they see a bunch of bunny fairies flying around and getting into all kinds of mischief, two are playing keep away with a vase, one sprinkles some fairy dust on a plate and smashes it into a wall, one is flying around and knocking things over, Kylie’s mouth hangs open, stunned*
Kylie: Dang-a-rang…that is a lot of kids…
Daisy: Yeah, he and his wife loved each other very much. *She says with a smirk on her face*
*Her eyes widen when she realizes that the kids are fairies*
Kylie: Wait a minute, why are they-
*King Oswald comes in, he gasps in horror upon seeing the chaos that the kids are getting into*
King Oswald: Holy-! Kids! Settle down!
*The bunny fairies giggle and then fly into a door to cause more trouble elsewhere*
King Oswald: Wait, wait! Don’t-
*He sighs, his ears droop*
King Oswald: It’s so hard tending to them by myself.
Mickey: Your Highness! Hi!
*King Oswald looks up*
King Oswald: Oh, hey there! I hope the night’s been good for you all.
*He then looks at Goofy with a look of confusion*
King Oswald: Goofy, you look kinda different, did you get a new haircut or something?
*Kylie chuckles*
Kylie: Or something..
King Oswald: I don’t think I’ve met you before. Did you just move in? I’ve been so busy with my kids that I haven’t caught up much.
Kylie: Actually no, I'm from… Solaras..
King Oswald: Solaras? Oh, what a sweet place, I’ve made a lot of memories there, and met swell people.
Kylie: Wait, you have history with Solaras..?
King Oswald: More than just history, I was married to someone who hailed from there.
*Kylie is astonished*
Kylie: What?!
Mickey: Well…he’s not the only one. I’m seeing a fairy named Minnie.
Daisy: And I’m dating a wizard named Donald.
*Kylie gasps*
Kylie: Those are my coworkers! No wonder they were late to work! It looks like I’m not the only one!
Goofy: Whaddaya mean by the only one?
*Kylie blushes, looking flustered again*
Kylie: Uh…well…
*She gets a look of embarrassment on her face*
Kylie: Oh crud! I said that out loud! *She thinks to herself*
*Goofy smiles at her and wags his tail, Kylie then clears her throat and tries to change the subject*
Kylie: What was your wife like?
King Oswald: My sweet Ortensia was a fairy like the kids.
Kylie: Oh! I was wondering why they were fairies when you weren’t.
*Oswald smiles fondly*
King Oswald: Yep, they take after her that way. What a woman.
*His smile fades*
King Oswald: I miss her something terrible.
Kylie: What happened to her?
Daisy: No one really knows, she just disappeared.
King Oswald: It all happened one night.
*We are treated to a flashback, King Oswald and Queen Ortensia are sleeping in bed together, the latter is purring in her sleep, suddenly, a rabbit-shaped shadow appears on the walls, it slowly makes its way towards the bed, finally, the shadow looms over the sleeping kitty and a pair of arms reaches towards her*
*Queen Ortensia mutters in her sleep, just then, a pillow is pressed onto her face, waking her up, she emits a muffled yowl and then she realizes she’s being dragged away*
Queen Ortensia: SUNNY-BUNNY!! *She yells in a muffled voice*
*King Oswald’s ears perk up, he wakes up and sees the shadowy figure dragging Queen Ortensia out the window, her crown falls to the floor in the struggle*
King Oswald: PRETTY-KITTY!!
*He gets up and starts to run after them, but it’s too late, the figure has jumped out the window and is carrying Queen Ortensia into the night, King Oswald picks up his wife’s crown and rushes to the window, he reaches out in dismay and screams to the sky in anguish*
King Oswald: ORTENSIA!!!
*He then sinks to the floor and sobs while holding Ortensia’s crown close to himself, one of the bunny fairies hears him and comes in, looking concerned*
Bunny Daughter: What’s wrong, Daddy?
*King Oswald turns to her and looks at her with tear-filled eyes*
Bunny Daughter: And where’s Mommy?
*King Oswald doesn’t say anything, he just holds her close and continues to weep*
*We go back to the present day, King Oswald’s ears droop*
King Oswald: I lost my wife, and the kids lost their mother.
*The others look solemn*
Daisy: And we lost a great queen.
Kylie: I’m…so sorry.
King Oswald: To this day, I still have her crown to remember her by. We tried to look for her, but we just couldn’t find her. The only thing we could find was this.
*He holds up a sun pendant, Kylie closely examines the pendant, she then gasps as her eyes widen in horror, she recognizes it, she thinks back to how Queen Fanny had worn many sun pendants in her life, some were different than others, but many looked the same*
Kylie: Oh my gosh… *She says in a horrified tone of voice*
Goofy: Somethin’ up, Biscuit?
Kylie: That looks like one of Queen Fanny’s pendants!
*King Oswald’s eyes narrow*
King Oswald: It was her…? Why am I not surprised…? *He says through gritted teeth*
Kylie: You know her?
King Oswald: Know her? I was betrothed to her!
Kylie: Wait a minute, what?!
Daisy: Oh, that’s right, isn’t she the reason we’re not even allowed to enter Solaras?
King Oswald: Yeah! She hates us, all because I didn’t wanna marry her! I wanted to marry for love and she just couldn’t handle that!
Kylie: Wha- And she said you were the vile one! Yet here she is doing this stuff?!
*The others are deeply disgusted, even Goofy*
Goofy: Well, that’s just plain awful.
*Kylie looks down at the lantern in her hand, she holds it up to her face and looks at the light within it, as she does, Queen Fanny's voice echoes in her head*
Queen Fanny: They're nothing but vile monsters, they'll drain you of your life!
*Kylie starts to tense up*
Queen Fanny: Don't ever go to Lunaria! That wasteland is the home of the disgusting Lunarians!
*Kylie’s hands start to shake as a look of rage appears on her face*
Queen Fanny: Those Lunarians will be the death of us! They won't rest until Solaras is destroyed!
*Tears well up in Kylie’s eyes, she lets out a scream of fury as she throws the lantern at the wall, smashing the lantern into pieces and releasing the light inside, everyone gasps at this, the light from the lantern dissipates into the air*
Kylie: …She lied to me…she lied to us… *She says in a tearful voice*
*She puts her face in her hands*
Kylie: I thought she meant well, but she didn’t! All this time, I’ve worked for such an awful person! What have I done…? *She says in a shaking voice*
Goofy: Aw, Biscuit, you didn’t know-
*He then feels a sharp pain in his chest and he groans before falling to his knees*
Kylie: Goofy! What’s the matter?!
*Goofy begins to twitch and his fur is getting shaggier again*
Goofy: Now that yer light’s gone, I’m wolfin’ out again! *He says in a strained voice*
Kylie: What?!
*Kylie is remorseful, Goofy breathes heavily and his muscles begin to expand, his arms and legs start to get bulky*
Kylie: Oh, Goofy! I’m so sorry!
*She clings to him as his tail gets bushier and his buckteeth turn into fangs*
Goofy: It’s fine, I’m used to this happenin’ every night. *He says in a strained voice*
*Mickey approaches Goofy and takes his hand, Pluto whines and rubs his head on Goofy’s leg*
Mickey: Just breathe through the pain, big buddy.
*Goofy catches his breath as his fingernails turn into claws and his feet grow bigger, his muzzle begins to turn brown, and he becomes taller, he looks up and howls at the sky*
Kylie: Are you okay?
*Goofy nods and licks her cheek, she chuckles a bit*
Kylie: I’ll take that as a yes.
*Daisy cringes slightly*
Daisy: You may be a dog, but you don’t have to act like one.
*Pluto gives her an “Are you serious?” look*
Mickey: Yep, he always becomes a werewolf when he’s in the dark.
*Kylie realizes the place is much darker now and her eyes widen in fear, she begins to tremble*
Kylie: Why’d it have to be the dark?!
*Goofy whines in sympathy and takes her hand, she takes a deep breath and gets a determined look on her face*
Kylie: We gotta bring Fanny to justice and get Queen Ortensia back! The kingdoms depend on it! Who’s with me?!
Mickey: I am! Ortensia’s my friend!
King Oswald: I’ll go too. My Pretty-Kitty needs me.
*Pluto raises his paw and barks, Goofy raises his hand too and huffs*
Daisy: I'm going too, I wanna show that nasty snob who's boss!
Everyone: Yeah!
*With that, they step outside of the castle, Daisy lifts her wand and causes her broomstick to get long enough for everyone to fit on it*
Daisy: Hop on, everyone! I’m driving!
Mickey: Aw, yeah!
*Mickey and Pluto sit on her broomstick, Kylie hesitantly gets on and Goofy sits behind her, the broomstick then takes to the sky, so Mickey turns into a bat and flies after it, everyone cheers, while Kylie screams in horror*
Kylie: OH JEEBUS!!
*Inside the castle, Gremlin Gus is then seen sweeping the floors in a hallway, but then he hears the flapping of wings*
Gremlin Gus: What’s that-
*The bunny fairies then fly towards him, knocking him over, stars and bunny fairies float over his head*
Gremlin Gus: King Oswald! Control your children!
*He realizes that King Oswald isn’t there anymore, and he sighs in exasperation*
Gremlin Gus: Bunnysitting duty is my least favorite task.
*Back with Kylie and the Lunarians, they are still flying through the sky, Kylie is still screaming, but Goofy wraps his arms around her for reassurance, and she calms down upon feeling his big, strong embrace*
Kylie: I feel much safer when I’m with you.
*Goofy nuzzles her cheek, she giggles, the others watch their cute interactions*
Kylie: You have such floppy ears. Can I call you Floppy?
*Goofy grins and nods his head, the others give knowing smiles*
Daisy: It’s love, isn’t it?
Mickey: Yep.
*Pluto smirks, they then end up in Solaras, where it is now night*
Mickey: Hey, how come it’s still night? The sun should’ve come up.
Kylie: I think when it’s nighttime over here, it’s daytime for you.
Mickey: Ah.
*Daisy then parks her broomstick on the pavement, everyone gets off and Kylie kisses the ground in relief, only to spit out gravel*
Kylie: Bleh! I regret that so much!
*There are several townspeople up ahead, Goofy takes a step forward and is about to greet them, but Kylie takes his wrist and shakes her head*
Kylie: No, Floppy! Don’t forget, Fanny’s taught them to hate your people!
*Goofy whines*
King Oswald: That rotten rabbit, thinking we’re all bad just cuz one guy turned her down.
Mickey: Now how’ll we get past them?
Daisy: Did you forget this?
*She holds up her wand and with a poof, they all turn invisible, but among themselves, they can see each other; their bodies are slightly transparent*
Daisy: Now just don’t make a sound and they’ll never catch on.
*They start to move on, only for Goofy to stub his toe on a rock, he inhales and starts to howl in pain, but Kylie then puts a hand over his mouth*
Kylie: Shh!
*The townsfolk look around in confusion for a second before continuing to converse, the gang starts to sneak past them, but Pluto then notices that Chip and Dale the dwarfs are among them*
Chip: Dang it, Dale, when you hog all our nuts, it drives me nuts.
Dale: I can’t help it, I’m nuts for ‘em.
*Pluto growls at them, Mickey gets a look of dread on his face*
Mickey: No Pluto, Pluto no-
*Pluto starts to lunge at the chipmunk brothers and barks wildly, only for Mickey to grab him and put his hand over his mouth before hauling him away*
Mickey: Let’s get outta here! *He says in a loud whisper*
*The gang runs past them, the townspeople look around in confusion, Practical the elf pig looks at his brothers in disdain*
Practical: Very funny, you two. I know of your tricks.
Fifer: It wasn’t us this time!
*The gang approaches the castle*
King Oswald: Where the heck did that wretched woman put my Pretty-Kitty? *He says through clenched teeth*
*Kylie remembers what Pete said before*
Kylie: Maybe Fanny put her in the catacombs, she always sends people there if they do anything she hates.
Mickey: That’s a good place to look.
*King Oswald then gets an idea, he takes out Queen Ortensia’s crown and shows it to Goofy*
King Oswald: Can you follow my Pretty-Kitty’s scent?
*Goofy sniffs it and then his ears perk up, he gets on all fours and follows the smell into the entrance of the castle, Kylie giggles softly*
Kylie: My Floppy’s got this one in the bag.
Daisy: As a werewolf, his sense of smell’s even better than that of a dog’s. …No offense, Pluto.
*Pluto puffs his cheeks out in indignation, they all follow Goofy, and when they get inside, Queen Fanny is sitting on her throne, clearly peeved*
Queen Fanny: Where is that overweight slob of a sorceress?! She still hasn’t come back! She had one job, and she didn’t follow through! That…that coward!
*Kylie is offended, but she holds her tongue, Goofy growls, but Kylie holds his hand and shakes her head at him*
Queen Fanny: Knowing her, she most likely forgot all about it. Three night sprites isn’t enough power, but it looks like I’ll have to make do with those.. Honestly, I don't know what I ever saw in her.
*Kylie looks hurt by this, she hangs her head in shame, everyone looks at her in concern*
Kylie: …Let’s just keep going. *She whispers*
*Goofy gives Queen Fanny a nasty look and continues to lead the others past her, they go down a hallway, and now that they’re out of sight, Daisy uses her wand to turn them all visible again, Kylie still has that dismal look on her face*
Daisy: Don’t listen to her. She’s not even worth it.
Mickey: Yeah, you’re much better than her. You accept us for who we are and you make sure to do what’s right.
*Goofy whines a bit and he nuzzles Kylie’s face*
King Oswald: I mean, you’re helping Lunaria get its queen back, what could be better than that?
*Kylie smiles at them*
Kylie: Thanks, guys. I’m doing my best.
*Pluto licks Kylie’s hand, while Goofy gives her an even bigger lick on her cheek, she chuckles*
Kylie: Aw, Floppy!
*Goofy then comes across a door, he opens it and there’s a spiral staircase that’s going downwards, it’s clearly dark down there, Kylie gulps nervously*
Kylie: It’s…so dark…I-I dunno if I can go down there.
Mickey: Sure you can, Ky. We’ve got your back.
*Goofy gives her an empathetic look and holds her hand, Kylie takes a deep breath and sighs*
Kylie: Ok…I’ll try.
*She starts to make her way down the stairs and everyone follows her, she tries to be brave, but she can't help but be somewhat nervous*
Kylie: Oh gosh I hate this! Why did it have to be so dark?! I hate this I hate this!! *She thinks to herself*
*She then looks up Goofy and she softens up*
Kylie: Then again… It's not so bad when I'm with him…
*They hear a voice from afar*
???: Somebody! Anybody! Get me out of here!!
*King Oswald’s ears perk up*
King Oswald: Ortensia! I’m coming, Pretty-Kitty!
*He runs forward, Daisy reaches her hand out*
Daisy: Wait for us! You don’t know what’s ahead!
*He’s already too far ahead to hear, Kylie has a look of resignation on her face*
Kylie: We’d better save him.
*King Oswald presses on, but he bumps into a wire, causing barrels to fall out of the ceiling*
King Oswald: Yikes!!
*He hears Kylie’s voice*
Kylie: Hurry up, don’t be a dolt, give me an electrical bolt!
*He turns around and sees the others running to the scene, Kylie lets out a bolt of electricity and she zaps the barrels before they can fall on top of him, they fall apart*
King Oswald: Phew! Thanks.
Daisy: Now, have we learned to look where we’re going?
King Oswald: Yeah, totally-
*He steps on a tile that sinks in slightly, a trapdoor opens up and a bunch of spiders crawl out of it*
Mickey: Oh no!
*Kylie lets out a banshee shriek*
Kylie: SPIDERS!!!
*She goes willy-nilly with the zapping and starts electrocuting each and every one of them, the others look on in shock*
Kylie: DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!!
Daisy: Uh…Remind me never to scare her..
Mickey: Noted..
*Goofy, on the other hand, is impressed by how well she can do magic, he looks at her in approval, she pants heavily*
Kylie: Now…where were we?
*They hear Queen Ortensia’s voice from behind a door*
Queen Ortensia: Hello? Is anyone there?
*King Oswald gasps in excitement, he tries to open the door, but it’s locked*
King Oswald: Now what?!
*Goofy proceeds to kick the door down and it hits the floor, allowing everyone to get inside*
Kylie: Nice one, Floppy.
*Everyone steps in, and they find Queen Ortensia inside a giant lantern with a lock on it, she gasps when she sees her long-lost husband*
Queen Ortensia: Sunny-Bunny? Is that you…?
*Her smile fades and she turns away*
Queen Ortensia: No…it’s probably just my imagination playing tricks on me again.
*King Oswald slowly walks up to her*
King Oswald: But, Pretty-Kitty…it is me.
*She turns her head towards him, her eyes well up*
Queen Ortensia: Oh, Sunny-Bunny…being locked in here forever was bad enough, but the thought of never seeing you or our children again was so much worse…and now…here you are.
*She puts her hand up to the glass and purrs, King Oswald puts his hand where hers is*
King Oswald: And I’m never leaving you again.
Everyone Else: Aww…
Mickey: Family reunions always get to me.
*Daisy wipes a tear from her eye, her smile fades a bit when she realizes her makeup is running, she then wipes her face and clears her throat*
Daisy: Sit tight. You’ll be free in no time.
*She picks the lock with her wand and the glass door opens up, Queen Ortensia flies out and tackles King Oswald in a hug, she laughs as tears go down her face*
Queen Ortensia: Oh, Oswald! I don’t think I’ve ever been as happy as I am right now! I love you so much!
King Oswald: And I love you too.
*Kylie is touched by this, she rests her head on Goofy’s shoulder and he holds her close, but then she gets a serious look on her face*
Kylie: You’ll be home in no time, but first, we have to stop Fanny once and for all.
*Queen Ortensia’s smile fades*
Queen Ortensia: Oh, she is going to pay for tearing us apart!
Mickey: Let’s go get her, guys!
Everyone Else Besides Goofy and Pluto: Yeah!
*Goofy beats his chest and howls in delight, Pluto gives him a weird look, and they set off, they go through the hallway of the catacombs and go up the twisted staircase*
Kylie: Now where could that witch be?
*Daisy clears her throat and gives her a look*
Kylie: …Oh, sorry.
*They can hear distressed squeals from afar, Goofy’s ears perk up and he whines in concern*
Kylie: Wait, what's that?
King Oswald: Hey, I know that sound, it’s the sprites!
*They follow the sounds to Queen Fanny’s quarters, where the terrified squeals get even louder, they hear voices from inside*
Queen Fanny: Stop your whining! Pete, hook up the machine!
Pete: You got it!
*Kylie gasps and then kicks the door open, inside, Queen Fanny is watching as the night sprites and the light sprites strapped to a machine, they’re being electrocuted with a purple ray and shrieking, Pete has pulled down a lever*
Pete: Scream all ya want, ya wimps! It’ll get ya nowhere!
*The others are aghast, Kylie, however, is enraged*
Kylie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
*Queen Fanny and Pete turn to them, the former scowls, while the latter smirks*
Pete: Oh, look who came crawling back! The big fat wimp!
*He sees Goofy and cackles*
Pete: And a big, ugly beast!
*Goofy’s ears droop, he’s clearly hurt and he whines*
Kylie: Keep my boyfriend’s name out of your frickin’ mouth!!
*Goofy looks at her with wide eyes*
Queen Fanny: You!!
*She sees King Oswald with Queen Ortensia and becomes even angrier*
Queen Fanny: You…disloyal cheat! Leaving me for such an insect!
*Queen Ortensia clings to King Oswald in fear*
King Oswald: Insect?! She’s a much better lover to me than you ever were! All you did was push me around! My Pretty-Kitty actually loves me!
Daisy: That’s right! We can’t even see our significant others that often because of you!
Mickey: You gotta let those poor little guys go! You’re hurting them!
Queen Fanny: I don’t care! I’ve got to do what’s right to save our kingdom- getting rid of you!
Everyone Else: What?!
Queen Fanny: That’s right! That’s why I wanted those sprites in the first place! I need their power to make Lunaria disappear once and for all!
Kylie: You can't do that! That's immoral!
Queen Fanny: Don’t tell me what I can’t do! I am your queen!
Kylie: No you’re not! All you ever did was manipulate people, belittle them, and spread lies about Lunarians! They’re some of the nicest people I’ve ever met! Especially my Floppy here!
*Goofy blushes and chuckles softly, the others look touched by this*
Pete: Ya sure know how to pick ‘em! Not!
Queen Fanny: Why am I not surprised that you’d befriend a bunch of monsters?
Kylie: They’re not monsters, Fanny! You are!
*Queen Fanny looks offended by this*
Queen Fanny: Get her, Pete!
*Pete cracks his knuckles and runs at her, but Goofy stands in the way and holds him back before pushing him to the ground*
Pete: Get off, ya big galoot!
*Pluto growls and runs over to Queen Fanny, he bites her on the leg, she shrieks like the rabbit she is and then kicks him away*
Mickey: Pluto!!
*He gives her a nasty look and turns into a bat, he lifts her up by the collar of her dress*
Mickey: Have at it, girls!
*Kylie and Daisy then let out beams of magic at her, causing her to get singed, Mickey then drops her to the floor and she shakes her fist at him*
Queen Fanny: Why, you-!!
*The sprites then let out banshee shrieks as purple and yellow energy is taken out of them, a beam shoots upwards*
Queen Fanny: Yes! Yes! Soon, Lunaria will be no more!
*Just then, the ground begins to shake, her smile fades*
Queen Fanny: What is going on?!
*Pete runs to the window and finds a giant vortex spreading throughout the sky, it’s sucking things like birds and buildings inside*
Pete: Mother of Disney! It’s takin’ everything with it!!
Kylie: What did you do?! *She screams in horror*
Queen Fanny: What?! It wasn’t supposed to-
Kylie: You're not just destroying Lunaria! You're destroying Solaras along with it! *She shouts in rage*
*Queen Fanny looks horrified by this*
Queen Fanny: Oh, goodness! What have I done?! Now I won’t even have a kingdom to rule over!
Kylie: That’s…that’s what you’re worried about?! You're about to destroy everything over a stupid break-up and that's what you're upset about?!
*The ground shakes again*
Mickey: Guys, we gotta wreck the machine before it’s too late!
*The group rushes towards the machine, Pete starts to run for his life*
Pete: See y’all on the flip side!
*A piece of the roof is torn off off the castle, he gets dragged into the rift, he screams in terror as he reaches out for help, but he disappears into the vortex, Kylie looks horrified by this*
Kylie: Holy crud!!
*Daisy zaps at the machine with her wand, but nothing’s happening*
Daisy: Do something!!
*Queen Ortensia sprinkles some fairy dust on the sprites to try to make them float out of their restraints, but they are stuck tight*
*Goofy starts to punch at the machine with sheer brute force, King Oswald then kicks at it with his rabbit feet, Pluto breathes fire on it, but still, the machine is standing there solidly, Daisy growls in frustration*
Daisy: What is this machine made of?!
Kylie: Looks like I’ve gotta join in! I’ve been practicing this spell!
*Before she can do anything, however, another piece of the roof flies off and she starts to get dragged out, she screams in terror as this happens*
Kylie: HELP!!
*Mickey and Queen Ortensia fly up to her and try to pull her back down, but they’re getting dragged out as well, Goofy then grabs Queen Ortensia by the ankle and pulls them all down*
Mickey: You…you saved us…
*Kylie has a pale look of horror on her face, but she shakes her head and looks up at Goofy, she then smiles at him*
Kylie: Oh, Floppy, you’re a real hero.
*Queen Fanny scoffs in disgust*
Queen Fanny: Freak.
*And right then, another piece of the roof gets ripped off and she starts to get sucked out, she shrieks in horror and grabs onto the side of a bookshelf*
Queen Fanny: NO!!
*Goofy reaches out to take her hand, but she just swats his hand away*
Queen Fanny: Keep away from me, you creep!
Kylie: Fanny! Just take his hand! Is this really the hill you're willing to die on?!
Queen Fanny: Yes! At least you’ll meet the same fate!
*And finally, she loses her grip and is dragged into the vortex, Goofy looks distraught*
Mickey: Wow…
*Kylie stares up at the vortex in disappointment*
Kylie: She really was that blinded by hatred..
*Kylie gets a look of determination on her face, she turns her attention towards the machine*
Kylie: You are going down, and you’re going down fast! With one swift move, you’ll be caught in a blast!
*She unleashes a pillar of fire at the machine, causing it to explode, everybody is sent flying into a wall, Queen Ortensia groans and looks up*
Queen Ortensia: Did we win…?
*The ground has stopped shaking, and the sprites are now free from their bonds, albeit extremely tired, Daisy goes to the window and finds that the vortex is now gone, and in its place is a beautiful starry sky, though a lot of buildings have been damaged*
Daisy: It’s gone! We’re all saved!
*They all start cheering, Pluto howls in triumph*
Mickey: Yeah! We’re home free!
*Goofy is the only one who’s not happy, he hangs his head in remorse and whimpers, Kylie notices this*
Kylie: You’re sad that you couldn’t save Fanny, aren’t you?
*Goofy softly whines and nods at her, she pets his soft fur*
Kylie: You did your best, Floppy. It was her choice not to accept your help.
Daisy: And, honestly? We’re better off without her anyway.
King Oswald: She’s right! Now anyone can visit either kingdom whenever they like!
*Mickey goes back to his vampire form*
Mickey: Yeah! I’m gonna love seeing my Cheesecake!
*Queen Ortensia picks up the poor sprites*
Queen Ortensia: We’d better take these sprites back to the forest. They need a good rest after what they’ve been through.
King Oswald: And Solaras is gonna need some repairs.
Daisy: Before that, though…didn’t you call Goofy your boyfriend, Kylie?
*Pluto gives Kylie a smug look, Goofy’s expression lights up and he wags his tail with joy now that he’s been reminded of that, Kylie’s face turns beet red*
Kylie: Oh gosh, I said that out loud!! *She shouts as she covers her face with her hands*
*She groans in embarrassment*
Kylie: Why do I keep embarrassing myself tod-
*Goofy gives her a big hug and licks her face, she yelps in surprise and then laughs*
Kylie: Aw, Floppy! Cut it out!
*Everyone else laughs too, and then we hear the narrator talking*
Narrator: The friends spent the next few months helping rebuild Solaras. In the meantime, they built a path through the dark woods so that nobody would have to face the ghouls. Once the kingdom was good as new, Kylie and Goofy were declared the new rulers.
*We see Kylie and Goofy in royal getup at their coronation, the Aracuan Bird, who is a phoenix, is making a speech, but since he only speaks in squawks, no one can understand what he’s saying and they’re giving each other weird looks*
Kylie: You know, Floppy, you look great in that outfit. *She whispers to Goofy*
Goofy: Thanks, so do you, Biscuit. Though I’m gonna have to buy another when night comes. *He whispers back*
*The Aracuan Bird finishes his speech and gives them both their crowns, they set it on their heads and the crowd cheers, they all bow; in the audience, Betsy is also there*
Betsy: I knew mah cuz would do great things one day.
*Jose the griffin and Panchito the phoenix step onto the stage*
Panchito: Un, dos, tres, vamos!
*They both start playing music and everyone gets down to dancing, Donald steps on Daisy’s feet*
Daisy: Ow! Oof! Yeow!
Donald: Sorry, Spicy.
*King Oswald and Queen Ortensia do the tango, their kids are flying off with a cake from the buffet*
Queen Ortensia: Kids! Leave some for everyone else!
*Mickey, who is wearing a cloak to protect himself from the sun, is dancing gracefully with Minnie, Kylie then takes Goofy’s hand*
Kylie: What do you say we cut a rug together?
Goofy: I thought ya’d never ask.
*Kylie spins Goofy around, only for him to spin out of control*
Goofy: Yaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!
*He then crashes into Toby*
Toby: …Ow.
*Kylie rushes towards him with a look of worry on her face*
Kylie: Oh my gosh! Are you ok?!
*Goofy sits up with a smile*
Goofy: Never been better, my queen! I’m up for round two!
*Kylie smiles a bit*
Kylie: Nothing gets you down for long, does it?
*She helps Goofy up and they return to the dance floor, Toby is still stuck on his back*
Toby: A…little…help?
*We hear the narrator speaking*
Narrator: Solaras and Lunaria became united once more, and they all lived happily ever after.
*We then see a book close, Kylie herself is writing it*
Kylie: And that’s another to add to my collection.
*She looks out the window and sees that it’s a full moon, she can hear Goofy howling in the distance and she sighs dreamily to herself*
Kylie: What a guy.
(The end)