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1. Scorpius Malfoy: Accidental Matchmaker Extraordinaire by parmesanjello

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Jan 2026

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Scorpius Malfoy
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Single Parent Draco Malfoy
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Romance
   • First Dates
   • Embarrassing moments
   • Toddler Shenanigans
   • Office Romance
   • Moving In Together
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Side Harry Potter/Theodore Nott
   • dramione - Freeform
   • Kid Fic
   • Found Family
   • Parenting
   • Banter
   • Teasing
   • Matchmaker Scorpius Malfoy
   • redemption arc
   • Family Bonding
   • Smut
   • Happy Ending
   • Light Angst
   • Blended family
   • Confident Hermione Granger
   • Soft Draco Malfoy
   • Humor from Children
   • secret crush revealed
   • Office Sex
   • Toddler Logic
   • wholesome family moments
   • alternative universe
   • Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy - Past - Freeform
   • Step-Parent Hermione Granger
   • Widowed Draco Malfoy

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy asks Hermione Granger on a date. What starts as a suave evening unravels hilariously when his toddler son, Scorpius, spills all of Draco's secret affections.

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