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1. The Beatles Secret Service by Anonymous

   Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   30 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Lennon/Paul McCartney
   • John Lennon
   • Paul McCartney
   • Ringo Starr
   • George Harrison (The Beatles)
   • Mick Jagger
   • Keith Richards
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Freddie Mercury
   • George Martin
   • Alternate Universe - Spies & Secret Agents
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Paul Is So Done
   • George is always high
   • disappointed daddy Martin
   • John loves Paul and his arse

   Summary

   A cracky spy comedy series about two rival British intelligence agencies, George Martin's scrappy private firm (starring John, Paul, Ringo, and George) and Decca Intelligence (Mick, Keith, and their crew). They keep destroying embassies, losing to MI6, and somehow staying employed. Lots of banter, sexual tension, things exploding, and nobody being good at their jobs.

   I will be taking requests or ideas for future chapters. Each chapter will be about a different mission.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   20,366

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   10

   Kudos:

   39

   Bookmarks:

   5

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