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1. where are the balls?? by oikawas_toe

   Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Jun 2026

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   • Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru
   • Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou
   • Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi
   • Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei
   • Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi
   • Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou
   • Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi
   • Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke
   • Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio
   • Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi
   • Kita Shinsuke/Ojiro Aran
   • Miya Osamu/Suna Rintarou
   • Akaashi Keiji/Miya Osamu
   • Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu
   • Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou
   • Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru
   • Oikawa Tooru
   • Iwaizumi Hajime
   • Kuroo Tetsurou
   • Kozume Kenma
   • Kageyama Tobio
   • Akaashi Keiji
   • Hanamaki Takahiro
   • Matsukawa Issei
   • Ushijima Wakatoshi
   • Sakusa Kiyoomi
   • Sugawara Koushi
   • Sawamura Daichi
   • Hinata Shouyou
   • Bokuto Koutarou
   • Tsukishima Kei
   • Yamaguchi Tadashi
   • Suna Rintarou
   • Miya Atsumu
   • Miya Osamu
   • Tendou Satori
   • Nishinoya Yuu
   • Semi Eita
   • Shirabu Kenjirou
   • Azumane Asahi
   • Tanaka Ryuunosuke
   • Ennoshita Chikara
   • Komori Motoya
   • like lowkey half the cast
   • Humor
   • Crack
   • There's like half a plot and its currently being held together by thoughts and prayers
   • chatfic
   • Inappropriate Humor
   • Sexual Jokes
   • Hanamaki Takahiro is a Little Shit
   • Oikawa Tooru is a Little Shit
   • Sugawara Koushi is a Little Shit
   • Matsukawa Issei is a Little Shit
   • Sawamura Daichi is So Done
   • Kuroo Tetsurou is a Little Shit
   • Bokuto Koutarou & Kuroo Tetsurou are Bros
   • Kozume Kenma is So Done
   • Unrequited Crush
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   kawa: guys be honest, is my ass flat?

    

   makki: do you ACTUALLY want the TRUTH?

    

   kawa: yes.

    

   suga: let me hold your hand when I say this...

    

   shirabu: it's flat

    

   suna: yeah its pretty fucking flat dude

    

   kawa: FUCK.

    

   suga: i'd still eat that ass all the way tho 😛

    

   kawa: omg mr. refreshing... 🫣
   im going to syd, come here

    

   akaashi: what did I just walk up on...

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   English

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