have a piece of american dream (open up and swallow on your knees)

lucoverthere
Help, I have an Ilya Rozanov poster on my bedroom wall and I feel like his stare has been haunting me ever since I posted that Huntanov fic, what do I do

#huntanov #hockeyrpf #HELP #im so sorry rozanov #this is what I get for writing smut #you don’t understand #haughn is fun to make crack theories about #but rozanov is actually my idol #if I ever meet him I might die
A sampling of posts from Luca Haas’s Tumblr circa 2017-2018.

Notes:

Hello!

Well. I don’t really understand how I got here. I know far more about hockey, the draft, and the CHL than I ever expected to. (I didn’t even know the CHL existed 24 hours ago). And yet? I know so little. This fic has not been hockey, Canadian, or Swiss-checked and for that, I apologize.

This fic was actually born from another social media fic that I’m still in the middle of writing, but I couldn’t resist diving into this little tangent! I really hope you enjoy!!

This fic takes place mostly during Game Changers but extends to the end of Heated Rivalry.

I do want to give a head’s up that Luca is 17-18 in most of this fic, and he does write some E-rated fic. None of those fics are shown or discussed in detail, but I think it’s no secret that teenagers unmonitored in the Internet stumble into things they’re curious about. I also think fanfic is a pretty safe way to explore those things and wanted him to have that outlet!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“have a piece of american dream (open up and swallow on your knees)”

by lucoverthere_ao3

Rating: E

Fandom: Hockey RPF

Pairings: Huntanov (Scott Hunter/Ilya Rozanov)

Tags: Plot What Plot?, face-fucking, bottom!Ilya Rozanov, top!Scott Hunter, light d/s dynamics, no beta we die like the Centaurs’ playoff dreams

Summary:

Sometimes, when he’s on the ice being chirped by bratty, mouthy Ilya Rozanov, it’s too easy to imagine the younger man with his knees pressed against plush carpet and his face framed by Scott’s thighs.

Or: Scott Hunter could have any man he wants, but for some reason, all he can think about is teaching Rozanov how to finally shut up.

author’s note: lol I don’t usually ship Huntanov (more of a Haughn fan tbh) but this idea wouldn’t leave me alone!!!!! Hope you enjoy! I don’t really know much about American citizenship (OR Russian citizenship?? ) so I hope that convo doesn’t take you out of it too much.

Also!! English is not my first language, so I’m sorry if anything sounds bad!

Title is from “Desperate Measures” by Marianas Trench

Link to AO3

#scott hunter #ilya rozanov #fanfiction #huntanov #hockeyrpf #this is the first time ive written smut pls be nice #ALSO DID ANYONE ELSE SEE ZULLO GOT ARRESTED?

lucoverthere

Help, I have an Ilya Rozanov poster on my bedroom wall and I feel like his stare has been haunting me ever since I posted that Huntanov fic, what do I do

#huntanov #hockeyrpf #HELP #im so sorry rozanov #this is what I get for writing smut #you don’t understand #haughn is fun to make crack theories about #but rozanov is actually my idol #if I ever meet him I might die

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holy shit, ilya WOULD hide scott’s jersey just Because, you’re SO right. he’s SUCH a brat. obsessed with this!!
(PS you should write a follow-up with that cockwarming scenario that scott thinks about in the end cuz omg)

Posted: Tue, 18 Feb 2017 09:12:33 +0000

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lucoverthere

DID NOBODY THINK TO TELL ME THAT NGOZI PUT OMGCP UP ON A WEBSITE THIS MONTH????

#omgcp #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #i am betrayed #i am blessed #i have not studied for my science test tomorrow #i am screwed

lucoverthere

“someone who loves you from the ground”

by lucoverthere_ao3

Rating: G

Fandom: DC Comics, Superman, Batman

Pairings: Superbat

Tags: domesticity, fluff, feelings about home and family

Summary:

Bruce has already stumbled through half a sleepy morning before he realizes that, despite only arriving yesterday, he’s been thinking of Clark’s messy, cramped Metropolis apartment as home.

Or: Bruce realizes that home is sometimes where your heart is.

author’s note: yup, another domestic superbat fic. i needed something sweet after a bad day when i was feeling homesick, so I wrote half of this on the bus ride home on my phone. Sorry for any typos, and as i’ve said, english isn’t my first language!!!

Title from "Satellite Calls” by Sara Bareilles

Link to AO3

#bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #fanfiction

lucoverthere

Sorry to hockey post on main so much but am I the only one who saw Carter Vaughn and Scott Hunter lock eyes SO HARD during that celly???

#i swear i thought they were about to make out #hockey #haughn

lucoverthere

I FINALLY got to talk to my big sister about my birthday last week (different time zones, it sucks) and told her about my new life motto for getting through the Horrors (ask myself “what would rozanov do?”)

Aaaand she told me that i should do the opposite of whatever the answer is

#tbf he did get sucker punched in the face by hunter two days ago #but i still think it’s a good philosophy #maybe we all need to get punched in the face sometimes? #i don’t know i just turned 18 and im figuring it out #maybe punching is part of adulthood? #hockey #ilya rozanov

lucoverthere

i know im not posting much fandom stuff lately but i will be back on my bullshit after march!!! i promise! i have so much fanart that’s 90% done, i’m just super busy rn and hockey is consuming my every waking thought

#personal #i am so tired #nolan told me that it’d be worth it for my future if i push through the exhaustion #BUT GOD AT WHAT COST? #what would rozanov do? #he would push through

lucoverthere

fuuuuck someone just sent me a clip of that hit hollander took, does anyone know if he’s ok?

#hockey #shane hollander #i know im technically a fandom blog but hockey is a fandom right?? #also this looks pretty serious #and i don’t want to downplay that #but between rozanov looking like HE was the one who got hit and pike launching himself at marly #i think I finally understand the hollanov and shayden shippers #you weirdos (affectionate)

lucoverthere

in honor of the stanley cup playoffs series between the admirals and the bears (and the way Hunter kept WATCHING Rozanov across the ice during warm ups even though Vaughn was RIGHT THERE!!!), I present to you: a sort of sequel to swallow on your knees

“for a first effort, this feels kinda last-ditch”

by lucoverthere_ao3

Rating: E

Fandom: Hockey RPF

Pairings: Haughn (Scott Hunter/Carter Vaughn), past Huntanov (Scott Hunter/Ilya Rozanov)

Tags: Plot What Plot, Jealousy, Handjobs, Friends-to-Lovers, Semi-Public Sex, Shower Sex

Summary:

Carter knows that Scott and Ilya have history, but the Stanley Cup Playoffs are too important to let distraction play a role.

Or: After losing the second playoff game against Boston (and his ex), Scott is determined to stay focused. Luckily, Carter knows how to give a helping hand.

#haughn #huntanov #hockeyrpf #fanfiction #i was haunted the one time i wrote huntanov smut #not making that mistake again

lucoverthere

Oh my GOD

lucoverthere

…. I guess I have to stop shipping Haughn and Huntanov now??

#haughn #huntanov #skip #i think that’s what people are calling it #but also we were RIGHT #the homophobic guys on my team can fuck right off because SCOTT HUNTER is gay #AND HE JUST WON THE STANLEY CUP #gay guys can win Stanley Cups holy shit #WE CAN WIN CUPS #hockey #someone send me gifs of the kiss please

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thebatfamfive
wait, luca, you play hockey????? I thought you were just a big fan

lucoverthere
Haha yeah!!!! Love it!!!

lucoverthere

“the line starts here”

by lucoverthere_ao3

Rating: T

Fandom: Hockey RPF, Captain America, Marvel Cinematic Universe

Pairings: Scott Hunter/Kip

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fusion, Coming Out, I don’t even know what this is, I dreamed it after falling asleep to Stanley Cup highlights on loop

Summary:

Going to war — even a metaphorical one — is never easy, but Scott would do it again and again if it meant Kip could be at his side.

Or: HYDRA may be defeated, but there are still battles left to fight.

Cap!Scott and Bucky!Kip fight aliens, rage against the new bananas, and learn to love in the open.

Author’s Note: Happy Pride????? I threw this together because Scott Hunter kissed his bf (!!!!!) after winning the Stanley Cup the other day and I’m just really happy for him!!!!! He said his bf’s name was Kip in an interview, so I’m going with that and giving him the last name Buchanan for now.

Enjoy!!!

Link to AO3

#scott hunter #hockeyrpf #marvel #stucky #captain america #fanfiction

lucoverthere

Hi everyone!

You might have noticed that I haven’t been posting a lot of hockey RPF since the Stanley Cup (except that one fever dream induced Marvel fusion, idk). I’ve been doing some thinking and, between the draft and all the stuff with Scott Hunter, and I think maybe I just need to take a few steps back. It’s super fun, but I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable or scared to come out, you know? Having gay guys so visible in sports is so important to me personally and I’m just really happy I get to have a real one for representation now that it’s mostly filled that void

Also, it’s really none of my business anyway. So I’m probably not gonna post that stuff anymore

(Not the hockey posting generally, ofc, just the rpf and shipping stuff)

Don’t worry!!! I’m still drawing and writing Superbat and maaaaybe I’ll get my hockey fix with some OMGCP fic, so you should join me there.

#sorry guys #it’s just what’s right for me right now #im about to start year 12 anyway and my ACTUAL hockey team stuff is taking over my life again #so it’s probably for the best #is it what rozanov would do? #i don’t know #but maybe? #maybe ill finally learn how to chirp this year #hockey #hockeyrpf #goodbye haughn #goodbye huntanov #i still think maybe huntanov happened #but again it’s not really my business #ill miss you all #visit me in fictional hockey land please

lucoverthere

“there is no planet stranger than the one I’m from”

by lucoverthere_ao3

Rating: T

Fandom: Superman, Batman, DC Comics

Pairings: Superbat

Tags: Friends-to-Lovers, Slowburn, Angst with A Happy Ending, Mutual Pining

Chapters: 7/???

Summary:

Clark has known Bruce for almost as long as he’s known he could never keep him.

Title from “note, passed to superman” by Lucille Clifton

WIP! Updates sporadic!

Link to AO3

#sorry for the late update #im so tired #it is again march #and my brain has only room for sports #and bruce and clark sweetly kissing against a file cabinet at the daily planet apparently #how do you all write multichaptered fics this is killing me

lucoverthere

HEY I know I’ve been sort of MIA this year but HAPPY PRIDE and also HAPPY GRADUATION TO ME and also HAPPY STANLEY CUP and HAPPY SCOTT HUNTER CAME OUT A YEAR AGO LOVE WINS

#so much to celebrate #personal