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1. If You Never Shoot, You'll Never Know by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Alastor/Human Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Murdermedia - Freeform
   • set sometime around the 50's
   • alastor survived & is retired
   • alastor is older than vincent
   • vincent has a huuuuge crush on alastor
   • Non Sex-Repulsed Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Jealous Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Jealousy
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Teasing
   • Drinking
   • Drunken Flirting
   • Pining
   • Mild Smut
   • Semi-Public Sex

   Summary

   After slowly getting closer to Alastor (and after a couple of drinks), Vincent felt bold enough to risk asking him about his sexuality.

   It did not go as he originally planned.

   In a good way!

   [the next work in this series is a sequel to this!]

   Series

   • Part 1 of more murdermedia

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