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The revolutionary squad – 09:20 AM
jackyisstraight: is way 2 early 2 be up
a.ham: Its fucking 9 am, Jack, dear
It is not early.
jackyisstraight: y r u bing like ts
a.ham: I hate you.
tailormulligan: u literally dont
ouiouibaguette: u dont Alexander
a.ham: Fuck you both.
Jack, are you coming?
jackyisstraight: yup
gotta wake my dad tho
wish me luck
a.ham: Oh. Do you need me to give you clothes when you get here?
jackyisstraight: yeah
dad wont let me put whatever i want
tailormulligan: i can make u more androgynous clothes, bub
jackyisstraight: dont call me that
ouiouibaguette: mon petit, dont get sour
jackyisstraight: i hope you die soon
oh wait
okay so im going now
a.ham: Be safe, dear.
Please text me if anything happens.
Love you.
jackyisstraight: love u too
Private chat Laffy Taffy -> Petit Laurens
Laffy Taffy: [photo where you can see Alexander in his bed, with papers all over the place. Alex is looking at the camera smiling]
Petit Laurens: awww
hes so cute
did he get any sleep?
i stayed up until 3 am talking with him
Laffy Taffy: Oui mon ami
t'inquete pas
Washington made sure he got some sleep
He's taking all of us out for breakfast when you get here
Petit Laurens: sure
alex needs to eat better
and im craving something sweet
Laffy Taffy: ovulation? cause same
Petit Laurens: yup
dad said that i shouldnt be going out with alex in this state
i hate him
Laffy Taffy: alex just offered to kill him
he also said you dont have to do anything you dont want to and that he loves you
Petit Laurens: AWWWW
I SCREAMED FOR REAL
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
The revolutionary squad – 09:40 AM
jackyisstraight: dads kinda taking me to a fucking meeting with some assholes first
so ill be a little late
a.ham: GWash said we can go and pick you up, babe.
ouiouibaguette: Yes! we have to pick herc btw so dont start saying its too much cuz its not
jackyisstraight: dad said that i have to stay at least for a while
im hungry help
tailormulligan: you didnt eat anything?
im bringing my grandma's cookies just for you
you need food john
jackyisstraight: im having breakfast here
dont worry
my stomachs a little upset tho
a.ham: Did you have something for that, dear?
jackyisstraight: [photo of himself sipping on a cup of tea.]
doing that
ouiouibaguette: keep us updated, mon petit!
herc, mon amour, we are close to your house
tailormulligan: okay, ill wait for u outside
The revolutionary squad – 10:20 AM
jackyisstraight: need to rant
ouiouibaguette: pop off King
jackyisstraight: so
i was bored here and decided to walk around
and
I JUST MET THIS DUDE
THEY'RE SO AWESOME
she's genderfluid btw any pronouns
Peggy Schuyler, child of fucking Philip Schuyler
they kinda invited me to a party…?
I'll send you the information they gave me
she also gave me her number (?)
I think he kinda was hitting on me
im bad at telling but he called me pretty and cool and i dunno
igotnervousandlikedidntanswer
a.ham: It's fine, babe. Do you want us to pick you up now?
jackyisstraight: yeah
it'll be nice
sorry for not saying im taken so so so sorry
dont be mad
a.ham: I'm not, honey.
Big breaths, darling. It's okay! I am not mad nor upset. Are you fine?
jackyisstraight: i mean
yes but also i am uncomfortable in this
and dad doesnt let me bind
so my boobs feel heavy and real and bad
and like im a bad boyfriend
ouiouibaguette: Oh john :(
you are not a bad boyfriend
send us where u at
we are @ the café with herc and alex and GWash
I can give you my binder
you need it more
jackyisstraight: u are so kind guys
love yall
more Alex but like cause we are dating
im not making sense
sorry im just too
!! in a bad way
tailormulligan: youre clearly not a bad bf
do we need to distract u?
like no problem dude we can talk about shit if it helps you
@a.ham come talk to your boy
a.ham: I can talk to make you feel better!
I am good with words, especially if they are for my sweetheart.
John Henry Laurens, my Jacky, my dearest. You're an amazing boyfriend. Not only do you listen to me when I need to rant but you also make a safe space for me everytime. You're caring, smart, funny, handsome, cool and all the good things in this world. I am not usually one to be attracted to the human kind but you stole my affections with sweet caresses and endless nights of deep talk. I love you, dear.
jackyisstraight: Oh my love
I love you so much, dear boy
fuck, im going to cry
you're so good to me, Alex
ouiouibaguette: trop mignon
je vous adore, mes amis
tailormulligan: damn alex
you make me look like a bad bf man
you cant be this sweet
ouiouibaguette: HERCULES MULLIGAN
MON AMOUR
YOURE THE BEST PARTNER IN THIS WORLD
Private chat My dear boy -> My dearest
My dear boy: Jack
John
Babe
Love of my life
My dearest
My one and only
Laurens
Dear
Honey
My dearest: sorry i was talking w dad
what happened, love?
My dear boy: BABE!!!
Is your stomach still upset? :(
We can cuddle when you come home
I'll give you comfy clothes and tons of kisses all over your face and your neck and your body
And we can watch a movie and I'll play with your hair
My dearest: I love you so badly
my stomachs funny but im fine
how long til you get here?
i need my bf with me right now
My dear boy: We are getting there
Ten more minutes, babe
Sit still and be all pretty as always for me <3
My dearest: I hate that you know about that.
Ill wait for you !!
like a good boy
My dear boy: Wait
I don't want to cross any boundaries
Are we flirting or are you in a headspace?
My dearest: flirting
thanks for making sure tho
My dear boy: Consent, baby!!
Are you more sub today, love? Want me to take care of you?
Do you want a kiss, dear?
My dearest: yesyesyesyes
omg i love you so much
My dear boy: I'll give you a lot when I see you, baby. But you have to behave, pretty boy
The Schuyler Siblings ! – 10:20 AM
and Peggy: GALS
I JUST MET A CUTE DUDE
HERE AT THE WEIRD THING DAD TOOK ME TO
he was so handsome