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1. useless on a joyride by heelbucks

   Fandoms: All Elite Wrestling, Ring of Honor  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Maxwell Jacob Friedman/CM Punk
   • Maxwell Jacob Friedman
   • CM Punk
   • Raven (Professional Wrestling)
   • Alternate Universe - The Passenger (2023)
   • Not Kayfabe Compliant
   • Background Character Death
   • Kidnapping
   • Stockholm Syndrome
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Canon-Typical Behavior
   • Age Difference
   • though maybe not as much as youd want there to be
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • dubiously healthy relationships
   • Blood and Violence
   • Suggestive Themes
   • Alcohol
   • ROH Punk's Oral Fixation
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • No Smut
   • sorry about that
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Guns
   • mild eating disorder
   • Implied/Referenced Abuse
   • Implied Relationships
   • Football Player MJF
   • Piercings
   • Mild Gore
   • Making Out
   • Consensual Fist Fights
   • Ambiguous/Open Ending
   • Coworkers to Some Other Shit

   Summary

   Things like this didn't happen to Maxwell Jacob Friedman. This was the kind of thing that happened to other people, the kind of thing he'd see on the news and think, boy, that sucks, but then wouldn't bother to continue considering, because he had a life, and it would never matter again, anyway.

   aka, CMJF + The Passenger (2023)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,978

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   Comments:

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