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Welcome to the Villains’ World, Mecha Man.

Summary:

Let it be known, Robert Robertson the 3rd is a hero.

That being said, he isn’t a good hero. He has a temper, he swears, he bites fingers off– all the stuff heroes such as Blonde Blazar and Phenomaman do not do.

However, all of Robert’s bad qualities aside, he still does heroic things, even at the cost of his physical health. Things such as pushing a teen out of the way of a runaway horse and carriage, then getting runover by said carriage.

Robert had expected to wake up in a hospital bed.

What he didn’t expect was to wake up in a coffin.

Well, it’s not the first time Robert has woken up in a weird place.

If only the fire-breathing demon cat would stop trying to kill him.

Or: Dispatch and Twisted Wonderland crossover, cuz it’s funny
Or, or: wdym Rook and Shroud share the same English VA????

Chapter 1: Can't You Hear It?

Summary:

Robert plays hero, then gets fucking isekaied.

Or, Chapter 0 of Prologue - The Curtain Rises

Chapter Title: Piece of My World by Night Ravens

Notes:

Rook... Shroud... Levi... Espio... Kagaya Ubuyashiki... Sinbad... Live, Laugh, Matthew Mercer, I fucking guess.

‘I should stop making new fics so I can focus on my Dispatch fic!’ ‘I should also stop posting to focus on my TWST fic!’

She then decides to make a crossover. Cuz she’s really fucking stupid. (This is super self-indulgent. Let me live in my shame.)

At first, I was too embarrassed to post this. Then I debated on making this anonymous, then I decided fuck it, I may be cringe, but I am free. (I also couldn’t figure out how to work the Anon tag, and was worried about fucking it up, so yeah.)

Routes and Timelines: This is set some time after the arrest and/or death of Shroud (I haven’t figured out which route this is going to take yet.) Who was cut, and who replaced them, is going to be left in the air. However, it is Hero Visi, and either the ‘no romance’ or the ‘it’s complicated’ route. Nothing is ever going to be made official.

Anyway, that was a long note. Enjoy Robert being hit by a carriage.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Robert Robertson the 3rd is a hero.

He doesn’t mean metaphorically either. He’s got the superhero suit and the mecha to prove it.

Just like the truly unfortunate name, the hero part of Robert is three generations standing. It’s something that’s been ingrained into Robert’s blood since he took his first measly breath in the waking world.

Robert also suspects, just like the two Robertsons before him, that being a hero will cost him his last breath.

However, he is getting too far ahead of himself.

It happens after his shift at SDN.

It was honestly a normal day. Well, as normal as it could get when you are a dispatcher for a team of reformed villains. There weren’t any failed calls, there was a minimum amount of bloodshed, and only like two HR violations.

So, actually, today was a great day. Which was why what happened next caught Robert off guard.

It’s late at night when Robert finally leaves the SDN building. Everyone has left hours ago. Some went to the bar, and some just went home. Robert had to stay back and finish some paperwork, so he turned down all of the invites he received. Chase had also left hours ago, taking Beef with him.

“Now I know your fucking ass won’t be leaving until later,” Chase had grunted. “As punishment, I am taking custody of my boy. You ain’t fucking seeing him until tomorrow.”

The older hero was not wrong, per se, but something in Robert drooped when he witnessed the kidnapping of his dog. It also pushed him harder to finish his paperwork.

In fact, it pushed him so hard that it’s now midnight, way past the original time Robert was supposed to go home. At least his paperwork is done now, and he won’t need to be working overtime tomorrow as well. However, it’s times like this that Robert regrets not owning a car. The walk isn’t bad, though; it was just a little bit chillier than usual.

Crows’ call echoes across the barren streets, and there is some hissing of a cat a bit down the road. Not a single person was out right now, except for a teen who was standing by one of the bus stops. Robert tries to remember if this line of bus stops by his apartment– It may be safer to head home that way.

Robert walks over to the bus stop to look at the line map. When he sets foot in the cover, he can see the teen tense beside him. Makes sense, Robert is a stranger, an adult stranger at that, and it’s late at night. He is sure to place himself a bit further away from them while reading the map. As he studies the map, he analyzes the kid next to him.

Robert can’t tell how old they are, and it’s too dark to notice any identifiable features. In their arms is a bag full of food from one of the local restaurants, and a bag filled with junk food.

It reminds Robert that he needs to go shopping this weekend.

Suddenly, the junk food bag splits open, items spilling everywhere. The teen starts to curse.

“Stupid cheap bags.” They lean down and start picking up their items. “Who the hell uses paper bags to package cold drinks?”

Robert laughs at the mutters. “You good, kid?”

The kid jumps, before glancing over at Robert. “No, thank you, sir. It’s only- Shit.

Some of the canned drinks start rolling into the street. Luckily, the kid is smart and looks both ways before stepping onto the street. Robert walks over to the rest of their food. He places his backpack down and digs through it. Robert pulls out some of the baggies he uses for Beef.

“Sorry, I know you said no help, but…” Robert trails off as he starts picking up the snack items lying across the floor.

The teen sighs. “Yeah, I get it.” They start to pick up their cans. “Thanks for the help-”

A thick layer of fog suddenly blocks Robert’s vision of the ground.

Every hair on Robert’s body stands on end.

“Kid,” Robert says firmly. “Get over here.”

The fog starts to get thicker. Robert can vaguely see them stand up.

“Huh?” They ask.

Robert takes a step forward. “Could you please-”

The sound of hooves clopping fills the air. Both the teen and Robert tense and stare in the direction of the noise.

The fog is making it hard to see anything. The buildings, the street lights, and even the street signs all blur into the night. However, Robert can definitely see the rapidly approaching horse and carriage break out of the dense fog. Robert can’t see any coachman guiding the carriage. There was no one guiding it.

It’s definitely going to hit the kid.

Robert drops the food without a second thought and jumps towards the kid. He is not careful when pushing the kid out of the way, putting all of his strength into the motion. The kid turns toward him as they are falling, a shocked look painted on their face.

Robert makes it in time to push the kid out of the way of the incoming horse and carriage.

Robert, however, is not quick enough to get out of the way of the horse.

Robert barely feels the impact when he blacks out.

= = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Robert feels like he is swimming in mud, but something sharper fills his nose. Ink?

“Ah… my dear esteemed benefactor…”

All of his senses are muted, and his limbs feel heavy.

“My proud, beautiful flower of evil.”

Is he standing up? Is he upside down? He can’t tell.

“You are truly the fairest one of all.”

Is Robert alive? Is he dead? Something in between? He can’t seem to figure it out.

“O magic mirror, thy wisdom I entreat…”

Robert opens his eyes. Or maybe they were open this entire time? It’s so dark.

“Reveal unto me the visage I seek…”

A light shines in the corner of Robert’s eye. A mirror floats in the distance.

“You, whose image the Dark Mirror did beckon forth…”

Robert makes his way over to it. Is he floating, walking, or running? It’s still so unclear.

“If your heart bids it, take the hand of the one reflected in the mirror.”

A hand shines in the mirror. It slowly turns into another hand. Different hands appear and fade away in the mirror. Some wore gloves, others wore none. Each hand is a different size. Hands of an actor and of an heir. A tyrant, a retainer, a general, a teacher, and a prince. A patissier, a farmer, a hunter, a delinquent, and a servant.

Robert sticks his hand into the mirror.

“As flame reduces even the stars to ash.”

His hand feels dangerously hot.

“As ice seals away even time itself.”

His arm feels dangerously cold.

“As great trees swallow even the sky.”

A lovely breeze embraces Robert’s entire body.

“Fear not the power of darkness.”

Something- Someone holds onto Robert’s hand. Gentle and delicate. Sharp and Dangerous.

“Now— demonstrate your power.”

The hand grips tighter, and Robert does the same. It never hurts.

“To me. To them. To yourself.”

More hands grip onto Robert’s hand. When they run out of room, they start trailing up. Some grab his wrist, others his arm.

“The hour grows long, and time is scarce.”

Robert’s body feels heavy again.

“Keep steady your grip, no matter what may come…”

The hands start to drag him further into the mirror. He doesn’t- he can’t resist.

“Now grab my hand…

“And don’t let go.” A voice whispers into Robert’s ear.

Robert gasps awake–

–And immediately hits his head against a wall.

‘Welcome to the Villains’ World, Mecha Man.’

Notes:

can’t believe Robert stole Yuu’s main character moment. What an asshole.

Yes, the scene was inspired by the anime; however, that wasn’t Yuuken, it was just a random Yuu. Or it could be, idk, they were supposed to be as vague as possible. This is supposed to be following the game, too, not the anime.

(For those of you who know nothing of the game, you play as the ‘main character’, which is supposed to slightly be a self-insert. While you name yourself whatever you like, ‘Yuu’ is the name that people use when talking about them. Their characteristics, race, age, and gender are all up to the player. However, in fics, they tend to take on a ‘gender neutral’ role and use They/Them pronouns, hence why I never once gendered the teen in this fic.)

This chapter was short, but it’s the first chapter. For some reason, my first chapters always end up shorter than the others. I should have the next one posted soon, though.

I am also going to split up the arcs into different fics. Once we reach the end of the prologue, I’ll make a collection for it. This is to keep tagging easier, and if I ever write events, it's not clogging up an entire fic.

I don’t have an upload schedule for this. If you like my writing, want consistent updating, and longer stories, either check out my other Twisted Wonderland fics (I am working on 'By Ages, The Pages! now,) or my other Dispatch fics (Give that Poor Man a Drink... should be updated tomorrow). You’ll probably find better writing there, too.

That's all for now, see you guys next time~