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1. I’m too sexy to listen to my friends by black_glass

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus/Tim Stoker
   • Sasha James & Tim Stoker
   • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
   • Sasha James
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Background Jonathan ”Jon” Sims
   • Background Peter Lukas
   • Office Christmas Party
   • Office Sex
   • CMNM | Clothed Male Naked Male
   • Age Difference
   • Power Imbalance
   • Boss/Employee Relationship
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Hand Jobs
   • Protected sex (condom)
   • Versatile Tim Stoker
   • Versatile Elias Bouchard
   • However featured here is:
   • Bottom Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Top Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
   • Bisexual Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Slut Shaming
   • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus Being an Asshole
   • Married Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus/Peter Lukas
   • Cheating
   • Blackmail
   • Canon-Typical The Beholding Content (The Magnus Archives)
   • Misuse of Beholding Avatar Powers (The Magnus Archives)
   • Bets & Wagers
   • Heavy Drinking
   • Alcohol
   • Hangover
   • Biting
   • Nipple Piercings
   • Season/Series 01
   • No beta we fuck around and find out like Tim
   • POV Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • porn with a tiny bit of plot
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Voyeurism

   Summary

   “So. What are we thinking? Elias Bouchard - gay, or not gay?” Tim said, and leaned in over Sasha’s desk.

   “I don't know, Tim. Could go either way,” she answered.

   “I guess there's only one way to find out,” Tim said. This conversation was unfolding just like he wanted, time to put the final step in his plans in motion. Sasha gave him a tired look.

   “... I'm not going to like where this is going, am I?”

   “If you hate fun!” Tim said, with a dazzling grin on his face.

   Sasha let out an exasperated sigh. “Oh, god. Tell me your idea of fun then.”

   “Well. We have an office party on Thursday. So, you and me, we both flirt with him, and… find out? Who he choses?”

   ~~~

   Tim is bored and horny, and proposes a bet to Sasha. Just a bit of fun, to figure out whether Elias Bouchard is gay or not. How could that possibly misfire?

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   English

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