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It was a cold winter's night in musutafu Japan. Izuku was at home in his cozy little apartment, hanging out with his best friend Kacchan and his boyfriend Hitoshi. They were all put in a group for a project in English class
It was to make an all about presentation about an American author of their choice ( they chose Edgar Allan Poe) and present their project to the class in English.
They were in the middle of working on the biography section when Izuku's mom, Inko Midoriya, stepped into the room wearing a beautiful wine-red dress and some silver earrings paired with a pretty silver necklace. She grabbed her handbag, then turned around to look at all 3 of the boys who were sitting around the kitchen table.
“Alright, I’m going out on a date. I should be back by 11 and I left some money for you kids to get some pizza ok bye” as she finished speaking there was a knock at the door, inko opened it to see all might in his deflated form standing with a bouquet of roses in a black suit.
“Hello young’in’s I hope you children are having a great night now if you’ll excuse us we have a dinner reservation to get to goodbye”
And with that the two adults left shinso turned to see Izuku was sitting there frozen eyes fixed to the door. “Zu, you okay?” He asked gently all Izuku could do was continue staring and whisper “my mom is dating all might?” And “maybe todoroki was right”
It took 8 minutes and some ice down his shirt to make Izuku fully snap out of his stupor. By that time the trio was starting to get hungry so they ordered a pizza using the money inko left them.
5 minutes later, the doorbell rings.
Izuku turns to look at the door. “huh thats weird. The pizza is supposed to be here in at least 30 minutes, maybe it's Shina-san.” Izuku got up from the floor and opened the door…and oh how he wished he didnt.
Standing on the other side of the door was his father Hisashi Midorya also known to the villains of the underworld as All For One. here he was short white hair red eyes a white button-down shirt a bouquet of roses and black dress pants. “Ummmm, hi dad what are you doing here?”
“Well of course im here to see you and your mom oh you’ve grown so much so um where is your mother?” he said with a smile and izuku kind felt bad
“Um moms not here right now” izuku said hesitantly
“Oh thats alright ill just wait for her when does she get home?”
“Um okay come in she gets home at 11.”
Izuku lets him in, and he makes eye contact with Bakugo and gives him a sympathetic look.” umm dad you remember kacchan right?”
“Ohh yeah, explosion quirk kid, how are you doing, kid? How's school going?”
Bakugo just paused like a deer in headlights, “um im good, Uncle. School is good, thank you.”
“Oh, good to see that you have finally learned some manners and izuku” he got izukus attention “whos this one?” he pointed to Shinso
“Dad, this is my boyfriend, Hitoshi Shinso.” Izuku held up his hands as if he were presenting something at an art exhibit
“Hmm,” he got up to shinso to examine him closely. “You have quite the nice quirk voice-activated brainwashing, very powerful, alright i just have one question for you, and it will determine if I allow you to ever see my son again.” Shinso was probably sweating buckets with how scared he looked
“Alright, do you really love my son?” Hisashi said with the most serious expression.
Shinso gulped, “yes sir i do love izuku” Just as Shinso said that, hisashi burst into laughter, and everyone in the room looked at him like he was crazy.
“I'm just messing with you hahaha, so what are you guys doing tonight?” Everyone started to calm down, and they started explaining their project. And by the time they were done, the pizza had came and they paused their work to eat and soon after hisashi got tired and he went to inkos room (izuku told him to go to her room so that the posters in his room would probably make him mad even though he got rid of most of his merch it still wouldnt be good).
“Izuku if your dad is here to see your mom and your mom is on a date with his arch enemy how do you think thats going to play out?” shinso asked they were all sitting on the couch looking for a show to watch for the fact they finished the project and shinso and bakugo were both already sleeping over.
“I should probably text mom to let her know whats going on” izuku said while reaching for his phone but bakugo grabbed his hand before he could reach it
“No, dont i want to see how this ends” he said with a smirk. Shinso and izuku just looked at him like he’s crazy but agreed. An hour later Inko and Yagi walked through the door.
“Hi honey we’re back, how is your project going, you’re not slacking off are you?” inko said with an edge to her voice
“We arent slacking off we already finished our project its on the table, but there is one thing you nee to kno-” izuku was cut off by hisashis tired voice coming from the hallway “Inko? Dear?”
Hisashi came out and saw yagi, they took a second to just look at eachother. Hisashi was the first one to gain his head back.“Inko… you look well. I see you’ve been… accompanied.”
“I’m here by her choice.” all might interjected
“Don’t flatter yourself. I wasn’t speaking to you.” hisashi said with a scoff
“Inko how do you know this man? Why did he call you dear?” inko stayed silent
“Because shes my wife so i have the right to call her such” hisashi said “what i dont get is why were you just now returning hand and hand with her?”
“Because dimwit we were on a date or are you so old you dont know what that is?” yagi said with a sneer
Shinso leaned over to izuku to whisper “Well that escalated fast” and izuku couldnt help but agree as they kept watching.
“You always did look better in posters than in real life, Toshinori.” hisashi said while stepping towards the other man
“And you always looked better when you were gone.” yagi replied
Izuku couldnt help himself he had to say it “omg all might stop that was incredibly corny” he didnt see shinso quietly get up and walk over to the table with all the craft supplies, they had bought an extra poster board just in case they messed up, he also grabbed a marker and quickly started writing. Once he was done he kept the marker and sat back on the couch where the adults continued to argue.
“Hey watcha got there” izuku whispered, shinso showed him the board and they whispered together while writing on is soon bakugo joined in listening to what the two enemies were saying and reporting back. Soon while the bickering slowed down izuku put 2 of his fingers in his mouth and made a whistle sound to get everyones attention, the adults stopped talking and looked at him.
“Alright after much deliberation we have the final scores” izuku announced
“What scores dear?” inko asked
“Well you see after that first insanely cringy insult from yagi, my darling Hitoshi had the amazing idea to create a score board and we have been analysing your comments” shinso gave him the poster it was a t chart on one side was ‘afo’ and the other had ‘all might’ with tallys under their name to signify their respected points.
You know what was not respected was the fact allmight had 2 points and all for one had 15.
“Oooo im winning” hisashi sneered
“Yeah but your still losing at life”
“Point to all might” Bakugo said
“Hahaha, hes still losing” hisashi said fondly
Izuku took back control of the situation “the reason for the points is whoever loses has to go home and it just so happens all might lost so leave” izuku signaled at the door.
“Young midorya please dont” yagi pleaded
“He said leave dufass” shinso said
Soon yagi left after saying bye to Inko and inko made some tea to haved a sit down conversation the three boys go to izukus room to give them some privacy.
The next morning inko and hisashi seemed to be on better terms and it was quite the sight to see.
Izuku was just happy that his house was finally at peace.