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1. I <3 Italian Food by SheepsWoolfes96

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M, Multi, Other
   • Complete Work

   26 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • La Squadra di Esecuzione Members (JoJo)/Reader
   • Formaggio (JoJo)/Reader
   • Illuso (JoJo)/Reader
   • Prosciutto (JoJo)/Reader
   • Pesci (JoJo)/Reader
   • Melone (JoJo)/Reader
   • Ghiaccio (JoJo)/Reader
   • Risotto Nero/Reader
   • Gelato/Sorbet (JoJo)/Reader
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • La Squadra di Esecuzione Members (JoJo)
   • Formaggio (JoJo)
   • Illuso (JoJo)
   • Prosciutto (JoJo)
   • Pesci (JoJo)
   • Melone (JoJo)
   • Ghiaccio (JoJo)
   • Risotto Nero
   • Gelato (JoJo)
   • Sorbet (JoJo)
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • consensual cannibalism
   • Blood and Gore
   • Splatterpunk
   • Knives
   • meat cleavers
   • Icepicks
   • Human Butchery
   • human taxidermy
   • Literally Cooking and Eating a Guy
   • In this case Y/N
   • Disordered Eating
   • Limb removal
   • Mutilation - Freeform
   • Humans as Food
   • Cannibal World
   • Cannibalism as a fetish
   • Vore
   • Reader Insert
   • headcanons
   • Anthology Work
   • Odd Tone
   • Tense Shifting
   • Cooking - Freeform
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Or maybe eat the dove in this case
   • You are the dove
   • Everyone is a Cannibal
   • Even you! You are the cannibal
   • Erotic horror comedy
   • Lots of Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Sucking off Risotto under his desk
   • Torture
   • Murder
   • Violence
   • Pure Love
   • Yandere
   • Consensual Non Consent Mentions
   • Sorbet and Gelato are Horrible People
   • Honestly all of La Squadra are Horrible People
   • Cults - Freeform
   • Homophobia
   • Bondage
   • Castration
   • Stuffing
   • Weight Gain

   Summary

   DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT

   Little headcanon drabbles(about 1-2K each) musing on consensually cannibalizing/being consensually cannibalized by the La Squadra boys.

   I got issues, man.

   But a man, has got issues.

   And needs.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,663

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

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