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1. Potter's Pickle by wildlyconfusingaffairs

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Pansy Parkinson/Harry Potter
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Hate Sex
   • Revenge Sex
   • Sassy Pansy Parkinson
   • Sassy Harry Potter
   • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Drinking
   • Number Twelve Grimmauld Place
   • Couch Sex
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • Good Blaise Zabini
   • Good Draco Malfoy
   • Hot Sex
   • Orgasm
   • Firewhisky (Harry Potter)
   • Harry Potter/Pansy Parkinson - Freeform
   • Harry Potter Has a Large Cock
   • Pansy Parkinson is a Brat
   • Crack

   Summary

   Harry just wants to wallow in misery with a couple drinks, but the boy who lives can never catch a break.

   Or

   Harry leaves the bar with Pansy Parkinson and put her to good use.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,842

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