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1. two red flags make a...? by bluecho

   Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
   • Getou Suguru
   • Gojo Satoru
   • Ieiri Shoko
   • Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • Hasaba Nanako
   • Hasaba Mimiko
   • Itadori Yuuji
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Alternate Universe - No Curses (Jujutsu Kaisen)
   • inspired by gmmtv's you maniac pilot
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Bickering
   • bickering as a love language
   • Frat Boy Gojo Satoru
   • Gojo Satoru is a Little Shit
   • Jock Gojo Satoru
   • Baseball Player Gojo Satoru
   • Getou Suguru is So Done
   • Getou Suguru is Bad at Feelings
   • Tattoo Artist Getou Suguru
   • Art Student Getou Suguru
   • They're both red flags
   • no beta we die like my motivation

   Summary

   But you do need like a very hands-on shield if you want this to stop."

   Suguru quirks up an eyebrow, "Like what?"

   "Well… there is kinda only one thing that would do the trick. Besides smelling bad of course."

   "That being?"

   "Dating someone."

   "Oh. Yeah, fuck no, I'm not doing that."

   "Okay, but what if you could?"

   "I'm not gonna start dating someone to repel other people! Isn't that like… unethical behaviour anyway."

   "No, but like, what if you weren't actually dating?"

   or a stsg fake dating trope loosely inspired by gmmtv2026 'you maniac' pilot trailer!

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