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1. 36-24-36 (Oh, What a Winning Hand) by willxthwee

   Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Peter Quill/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Quill
   • Wade Wilson
   • Slow Burn
   • Masturbation
   • Eventual Smut
   • POV Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Horny Wade Wilson
   • Rivals to Lovers
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Roommates
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Forced Proximity
   • Homoeroticism
   • Bisexual Peter Quill
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Fighting As Foreplay
   • Drunken Kissing
   • Drunken Confessions
   • Song: It's Raining Men (The Weather Girls)
   • Mutual Pining

   Summary

   It had been a week since Peter Quill had moved into Wade Wilson’s shitty apartment. Peter had been wary about it… or something like that. There’s really no telling outright because this self-indulgent, smutty-ass fanfiction is written from the point of view of the irresistible, spandex-clad sex symbol of the two. Guess you’ll have to read it to figure out exactly what happens— but spoiler alert: the infamous, big tough and manly Starlord gets his shit rocked.

   OR

   Peter Quill and Wade Wilson are stuck together on a mission. How long will it take for their blatant incompatibility to boil over into a steamy secret romance?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,718

   Chapters:

   2/?

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