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(???) had never felt like this before, whatever part of the human they just possessed hurt like hell. And (???) had never felt anything before, since.. Well.. Y'know... They're a computer virus.
It's actually insane that the other one's plan worked! Somehow, the computer virus duo had managed to take over the bodies of living organisms!
Now (???) could think! But they also had the thoughts of their vessel's previous owner. And feelings.
"Thank Telamon that worked..." (???) sighed, still lying on the floor.
"Who's Telamon?" (???) flinched sharply at the voice of something else.
Actually, wait, yeah who the hell is Telamon? And how did they just speak so easily?
(???) had a funny feeling in their chest, and they could feel themself attempting to stifle some sort of noise.
Oh. They were laughing. Anyway...
"Ehrm- heh- Telamon is.. That deity, correct?" (???) said. At some point they had found something related to someone named "Telamon" on one of the many devices they had ruthlessly hacked and taken over with pop-ups and music. They couldn't help but snoop a little..
Maybe the device had belonged to an admin! They did remember a lot of accounts trying to take down them and (???)'s trojan virus...
"Hm.. Do you also see the thoughts that our vessels had?" The other asked.
"Yeah- Hold on I wanna try moving real quick- this is so cool!-" (???) giggled, trying to move their weight to sit up.
They were very wobbly, but it felt natural to do the action; almost as if they had done it before. After a few moments they blinked their eyes open and sat up.
They turned their head sharply from side to side, scanning the room to find their partner in crime!-
The other was already pushing itself up with their arms.
"This feels funny..." It mumbled.
(???) felt themself giggling again, the other looked so defeated and awkward. (???) has never seen them like this! They're usually so chaotic and snappy.
Speaking of how it looked; they had a purple hoodie on, white messy locks that poked out from under their hood, which covered the back of their head. For some reason they also had a circle, smiley face mask on?
"The hell kind of a vessel did you get?" (???) teased.
The other lifted their hands up, looking down at them with curiosity.
"I.. Have no clue, but who knew humans dressed so weird- wooah is that a burger on your head?- pfft!-"
The other abruptly started to laugh, their voice glitching as the mask on their face squinted it's eyes—The hell?—and the mouth grinned like it was laughing just like its wearer. (???) shook their head, probably just some exploit..
They reached up to their head, feeling the space where the was something placed on top of the hair- "Huh?-"
They picked it up and lowered their hands to their face to inspect the item, or hat.
It was a burger.
"What."
"Alright, now that we've settled down and have attempted to getting used to all of this- we should give ourselves names instead of just being "Smiley Face Virus Guys" or whatever!" The other chirped, pointing a finger up into the air, the grin on their mask widening.
(???) nodded in agreement, "should we use the names our vessels already have?"
"Err- yes! ... I guess I'm Noli, now."
"And I "guess" I'm 007n7!" 007n7 teased.
...
"I don't like these names."
"Me either."
...
"Yaai and Idiot?"
"..Yeah, am I Idiot then?"
"I don't wanna be called Idiot, so yeah, you're Idiot now."
...
"... Jackass."
Idiot rolled their eyes, crossing their arms.
"Heeyy!! Don't get all upset that I'm the one with a cooler name!" Yaai said with a small chuckle.
"The hell does "Yaai" even- ohh.. it means "You Are An Idiot"..." Idiot blinked, frowning to themself whilst Yaai laughed at them.
"Shut up!!" Idiot scowled, moving closer and bopping them on the head with their fist... Using a lot more force than they meant to...
Idiot flinched as Yaai winced and covered their head with their hands. Neither of them had experienced pain before, so Yaai must've felt horrible-
"Ah- wait-! I'm sorry!!" Idiot yelped out, immediately starting to panic.
Eeugh.. Feelings suck.
Yaai glared at them, then chuckled.
"Awhh, so worried already? I'm not gonna die from something as stupid as your coding!" Yaai hissed with a smug grin.
(Bro why do I feel my heartbeat in my spine rn- ok back to the fanfic I'm sorry)
"We were created with the same code, dumbass!!!" Idiot retorted, all feelings of remorse and pity for the other completely vanishing.
"Mhhyeah.. Whatever...Idiot.." Yaai muttered, rolling their eyes.
Idiot huffed, sitting back onto their legs. They seriously needed to figure out where they were even at right now, actually...
"Right.. Well, Yaai, we need to figure out how we're even gonna pull off living in the real world, since our only plan was "We need to take over these guys' bodies right now so we can cause chaos in the read world!!!" yet it was all out of nowhere and we didn't even have a plan!!" Idiot scolded, scowling at Yaai.
"We'll probably be fine- we have access to these dweebs' memories anyways, so we'll know what to do with stuff." Yaai said, their demeanour way too calm for the situation it had thrown them both in.
"I.. I don't like that you're pretty much right about us having a good head start.." Idiot grumbled, placing their hands on their hips with a pout.
Yaai snickered and playfully shoved Idiot's face with their hand. Idiot yelped and stumbled back due to still being new to this sort of stuff- they glowered at Yaai.
"-you!!"
"Ah—Wait-!!"
Idiot pounced onto Yaai, dragging them both to the ground, wrestling around like two spiteful cats. They were still weak and a bit inexperienced- hence their immense struggling. It really was just like two cats flopping around and hissing..
...
After they eventually stopped bickering, Idiot got curious and decided to attempt standing. They were bored of just being static, they wanted to walk around so they could explore the dorm they were in! Idiot pried themself off of Yaai, and stood on their knees.
Was this how you were supposed to stand?
They wobbled around a bit, trying to stay balanced. They moved their knees forward, literally just walking around on their knees. It hurt.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow-" they muttered over and over again as their knees got increasingly more sore. Yaai watched in complete awe at Idiot.
"What. Are you doing." They said in a fake fascinated tone.
"Imm witawy walkin whatfhu on abt twinalang🥹" "I'm walking, or at least what it may be." Idiot said proudly, completely missing Yaai's sarcasm.
"No- watch me try it, Idiot." Yaai tsked, beckoning for Idiot to watch it try to stand.
Yaai sat on their butt, their knees in front of their chest. They used one hand behind them to push their body off of the floor and then have their legs push upwards so they—albiet weakly—would be standing up right.
Oh. Idiot blinked stupidly and frowned.
"Show-off.." They muttered, watching as Yaai proudly stood with their hands on their hips, and a big grin plastered onto the dumb mask they wore.
Idiot was quick to attempt the same thing, eventually and very sloppily managing to stand.
'Walking doesn't seem so bad...' Idiot thought. A few memories from the person they had possessed flashed through their mind, where they would be walking casually along a street or running from a burning building.
Yo what.
..Whatever shenanigans these dweebs got up to before getting possessed were not going to be better than the upcoming ones they were sure Yaai and them were going to plan! They'd never be bested by some foolish humans.
Idiot stumbled forward, making their way closer to their companion. "Haai Yaai~" Idiot teased, proud of how well they were managing to walk.
Yaai frowned at Idiot, "don't say that corny shit."
"Excuse-" Idiot's knees suddenly buckled as they fell forward, slamming into Yaai and knocking it down like a bowling pin. They both yelped, and they lay on the floor once again. Yaai let out one long, tired groan.
"Ugh... My head hurts..." Idiot whined, their voice muffled as it was shoved into Yaai's hoodie.
"You are an idiot," Yaai huffed, their face in a fed-up grimace. They both laid there in defeat for a while, until Idiot piped up.
"My stomach hurts-" they complained again.
"I hate you."
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