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3:29 PM
Steve Rogers added Tony Stark and 5 others.
Steve Roger renamed the group to “Worlds Mightiest Heroes”
Sam Wilson
Well hello
Steve Rogers changed Natasha Romanoff’s name to “Nat”.
Nat
<3
Steve Rogers changed Bruce Banner’s name to “Hulk Smash”
Clint Barton
LMAOOOO
Hulk Smash
what.
literally why
Steve Rogers
Good afternoon everyone. Is there still a meeting at 4PM? 🙂
Sam Wilson
Steve. Buddy.
How did you even know how to do all of this?
You literally suck with technology??
Steve Rogers
I’ve found out a thing or two.
I even learned some new abbreviations!
My favorite is KYS!
Clint Barton
WHAAAAAATTTT
Tony Stark
Oh God.
Nat
Steve. what do you think that means…
Steve Rogers
It means “Keep Yourself Safe” of course!
Haha! I can’t believe I know more than you all do. LOL!
Sam Wilson
Well.
Nat
shhh. let him have this.
Steve Rogers
No one answered my question. Is the meeting still on at 4?
Hulk Smash
yes. you’ve asked about 15 times.
Steve Rogers
Well yes, I like to know things.
Hulk Smash
I’m sure you do
Steve Rogers
????
Clint Barton
Ladies ladies. calm down
Nat
Oh lord.
Sam Wilson
What are we arguing about now?
Steve Rogers
Apparently being punctual is a crime.
Hulk Smash
please god help us all
Steve Rogers
Did I do something to upset you? I’m very confused.
Tony Stark
🤓🤓🤓
Nat
shut up tony
Tony Stark
I barely said anything???? Why am I getting attacked??
Whatever.
I hate you all. I’m adding the kid
Hulk Smash
what kid???
tony.
hello??????????
TONY WHAT KID
Tony Stark added Peter Parker to the group.
Peter Parker
oh my gosh hi!!!!
my names peter :)
Sam Wilson
We can see that.
Steve Rogers
I’m sorry, who are you?
Nat
that’s spider-man. obviously.
Peter Parker
what??? how did u know?????
Nat
i know everything.
Tony Stark changed Peter Parker’s name to ”Underoos❤️💙”
Underoos❤️💙
oh.
ok………..
Tony Stark
😇
Underoos❤️💙
hi dr. banner!!
Hulk Smash
hey
so um. why is he here?
Underoos❤️💙
oh.
just tell me to kill myself man
Hulk Smash
WHAT
Steve Rogers
LOL!
Clint Barton
Good God.
Tony Stark
Well, he's technically an avenger. Duh.
Technically
Underoos❤️💙
exactly! thanks
Sam Wilson
🤨
Underoos❤️💙
oh hey sam, i haven’t seen u in a while
so. um.
how’s it hanging
Sam Wilson
……..
I hate you.
Underoos❤️💙
:-(
Nat
what’s with that face?
why does it have a nose..
Underoos❤️💙
why not?
Nat
fair enough
Clint Barton
it’s kinda ugly…
Underoos❤️💙
EXCUSE ME?
he’s just a little guy…
Clint Barton
an ugly little guy
Underoos❤️💙
i’m going to choose to ignore that
Tony Stark
😶
Underoos❤️💙
oh wait, it’s almost 3:45
i gotta go chat
ttyl!!
Steve Rogers
I know that one!
TTYL! 😊
Hulk Smash
i fucking hate it here.
Steve Rogers
Watch your mouth.
Plus, there’s a child here.
Hulk Smash
URREGGGHHHHAAGGGGHHH
Hulk Smash has went offline.
Nat
well he seems happy
coolest kids alive
3:50PM
spider-BOY
hey guys i might be a little late ….. mb
beautiful wonderful and amazing
You always are.
spider-BOY
IM SORRY MJ FORGIVE MEEEE
beautiful wonderful and amazing
I’ll think about it
spider-BOY
thank u :-)
ur so merciful my queen
beautiful wonderful and amazing
I know.
<3
guy in the chair changed his name to “third wheel”
spider-BOY
NED???
third wheel
PETER.
man we only have one night to finish our project.
WE WILL FAIL!
unless u lock in.
spider-BOY
I AM!
i’m On my way! rn
third wheel
right now? right this second?
what did i tell u about texting and swinging?
spider-BOY
idk i forgot
plus i never listen to you
beautiful wonderful and amazing
🤦♀️
third wheel
wow.
do i mean nothing to you?
spider-BOY
yeah
third wheel
WOOOOW. ok..
i hope u trip and fall
spider-BOY
well despite ur unwell wishes, i’m doing good! :}
great even
beautiful wonderful and amazing
…..
spider-BOY
guys i’m so skil
third wheel
..
Skil??
beautiful wonderful and amazing
I think he hit a pole…
third wheel
LMAOOO
loser
spider-BOY
i hste u bth
beautiful wonderful and amazing
Mwah
spider-BOY
oh my gsih YAY
gssusiimdv
third wheel
we love you too i guess
Decathlon >:-)
4:01PM
Flash ⚡️
Team meetup is tomorrow after school. Don’t be late, we need to practice.
Michelle
Who are u 🤨???
Flash ⚡️
It’s Flash??
??????? Are you slow?
Michelle
You mean eugene??
Michelle changed Flash ⚡️’s name to “Eugene”
Eugene
I hate you
Michelle
Thanks, i try
Betty
belly you’re weddings at a fucking country club
WHO ARE YEW??
Ned
your*
Betty
kill yourself.
Ned
BABE??????
Eugene
You’re all illiterate fucks.
Peter
hey guys!!!
Eugene
Here comes the most illiterate of them all.
Michelle
Excuse me??
Eugene
I mean here comes Peter. 😐
Peter
so um.
idk how to say this
Ned
you won’t be able to make tomorrow’s meet up
Peter
…u said it for me!
Eugene
Can’t we just kick him off the team?
I mean he’s never here. What’s the point? He has no purpose
Peter
that’s what we say about YOU, flash.
and yet you’re still here out of the kindness of our hearts <3
Eugene
..
The fuck did you just say to me?
Peter
anywho!!
so busy tomorrow,,,,
catch u all on the flipside!!!!
Peter has went offline.
Eugene
Are we seriously going to let this slide?
We have a tournament coming up.
Ned
dude no one cares
Betty
me neither
Michelle
Me neither. <3
Eugene
I genuinely hate all of you so much.
Spider-man protection squad
8:24PM
May Parker
Hey Peter! Just checking in to make sure your still at Ned’s.
reckless young spider
stgbiokm
May Parker
..What?
Tony Stark
I think that means yes.
reckless young spider
hH
HELP MEE
IM BEING HYDNPED
May Parker
Oh my god, are you okay??
Tony Stark
Eh. He seems fine.
reckless young spider
hi may this is mj
peter can’t answer because um.
because he’s definitely not getting strangled by ned.
May Parker
Oh! Alright.
Thank you for clarifying 😊
Tony Stark
I’m here too!
reckless young spider
..
well, bye may!
Tony Stark
😕
May Parker
Bye MJ! Have fun not getting strangled! Tell Peter he can stay the night.
What a nice young girl :)
Tony Stark
Yeah sure. 😒