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1. Buy in for Skyllian-Five by capnmarvl

   Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Feb 2026

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   • Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian
   • Female Shepard & Garrus Vakarian
   • Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
   • Garrus Vakarian
   • Past Kaidan Alenko/Female Shepard
   • Spacer (Mass Effect)
   • Sole Survivor (Mass Effect)
   • Past Trauma
   • Shepard is back from the dead and doing just fine thank you
   • Garrus is a menace
   • but also easily embarrassed
   • to Shepard's delight

   Summary

   What starts as an innocent card game quickly devolves into a discussion of embarrassing romantic liaisons and Shepard's own struggles with understanding who she is after she died. As she navigates the body Cerberus rebuilt for her, she happens upon one very obnoxious road block - she can't get herself off. Thankfully her resident turian is eager to help her with all of her problems.

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