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It was dark at the La Ratatouille. Linguini and Colette had gone home to take care of their new child, Garlic-Bread. It was only Remy left. He was reminiscing about his father, who had recently passed after he was caught by the K-9 units after scavenging a “special brownie.”
Suddenly, the roof caved in, and into Remy’s favorite soup pot.
”MY LOVE POTION!” Remy shouted in distress. That’s right, in the pot was not soup, but a love potion Remy was planning to give to his favorite pop star, Gazelle, at her next meet-and-greet. Suddenly, the liquid started glowing blue because of the chemical reactions between the potion and the roof dust. Like the big-back he is, Remy slurped the whole thing up without a second thought.
”Mmm… tastes like… my eyelid parasites,” Remy said while smacking his lips.
Out of nowhere, Remy began to grow and grow until he broke through the ceiling of the building. His mind began to revert back to its most primal instincts. No longer was he Remy, but Remyzilla!
As he grew, his tail began to block the street. In a tragic turn of events, Lightning McQueen and Mater, who were on a date, crashed into Remy’s tail. The impact killed them both. From afar, James Bond saw the incident and knew of only one hero to call.
Optimus Prime.
When Optimus Prime arrived, he valiantly fought off Remyzilla. However, this fight was not without its casualties. The two were fighting all over the city, so citizens were bound to get hurt.
The Wild Kratts all got stomped on.
Elsa and Jack Frost, while on a dinner date, were vaporized by Remyzilla’s atomic breath.
Master Oogway was at the top of the ferris wheel when it was knocked over.
Their battle eventually moved to the sea, killing hundreds of sea creatures. To sum it up, let’s just say the Octonauts went on their final mission, and Ariel is no longer part of this world.
The fight lasted for days, leaving millions homeless. No way was insurance covering that. Eventually, the potion wore off, and Remy realized who he was fighting: his crush, Optimus Prime! In the adrenaline, Remy asked Optimus Prime out on a date.
“O-oppy, w-will you go on a date with me UwU?”
”Of course, pwincess,” Optimus Prime replied.
And they lived happily ever after.
Or maybe not.
When the two finished their conversation, they kissed. However, Jörmungandr, the Norse world serpent, came up from the Mariana Trench and flew to Paris with the jet propellers given to him by his local student council. He ate Remy and flew away to space in order to birth Luke Skywalker. Optimus Prime was left alone, with nothing but a broken restaurant to remember his lover by.
The end.