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1. Karkat: Touch Jake’s butt by ellieinshambles

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   05 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Jake English/Dave Strider
   • Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Jake English/Karkat Vantas
   • Dave strider/karkat vantas/jake English/dirk strider
   • Dave Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Jake English
   • Foursome - M/M/M/M
   • Foursome
   • Alcohol
   • Tentabulges (Homestuck)
   • Partner Swapping
   • Incest jokes but they don’t touch tips

   Summary

   Based on this exchange about Jake’s butt in the epilogues

   DAVE: do you wanna touch it
   DAVE: shit can be arranged my dude
   DAVE: here ill text dirk right now i bet he can pencil you in to cop a feel sometime next week
   KARKAT: NO I DON’T WANT TO. PUT YOUR PHONE THE FUCK AWAY.
   KARKAT: WE ARE NEVER HAVING A PLAYDATE WITH DIRK AND JAKE AGAIN, ESPECIALLY NOT ONE ARRANGED FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF ASSAULTING ONE OF THEM.

   Language:

   English

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   2,707

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