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Lee Minho's Guide to being a Cool Dad™ and Twink Acquisition by iolanthe_quokka
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
21 Feb 2026
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“The Jass™. It’s an appreciating asset. Very worthwhile indeed.”
“What does jazz have to do with any of this?” Minho was confused.
“Not jazz, I mean the Jass™! The Jisung Ass of course. Look at it. It’s bouncy and has great texture. Many would kill for a piece of the Jass™.” To emphasise his point, Jisung jumped off the plastic stool, turned his back to Minho and literally twerked.
It was 2 am. Common sense had left the chat at this point.
Or: Minho, suffering from empty nest syndrome (and perhaps a mid life crisis) after Jeongin leaves for college, has resorted to haunting the convenience store next to SNU to spy on Jeongin who is too cool for his lame old man. His peaceful (and slightly) pathetic life is upended by the human incarnate of a run on sentence - Han Jisung.