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1. It's Just a Comedy, Darling! by sirghost

   Fandoms: SCP Foundation  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • SCP-035 (SCP Foundation)
   • Original SCP Character(s) (SCP Foundation)
   • Original SCP Staff (SCP Foundation)
   • The Masked Lords Of Alagadda (SCP Foundation)
   • Big OC X CANON warning
   • Angst and Feels
   • Little to no Comfort in the beginning
   • Descriptions of gore
   • descriptions of violence
   • Blood and Injury
   • depictions of decomposition
   • Phyisical Blackmail
   • Off-screen death
   • Mentions of Death
   • Attempted Murder
   • Unethical treatment
   • Exploitation
   • Manipulation
   • SCP 035 is a jackass for the majority of this fic
   • Lovers to Enemies
   • Past Romance
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Maybe not friends they basically tolerate one another for half of the chapters
   • Author Headcanons
   • Morally Ambiguous Character(s)
   • Near Death Experiences
   • Physical Harm
   • Forced Proximity
   • Slow Burn
   • Slow Romance
   • Somewhat fluffy moments
   • Memory Loss
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Abuse of Authority
   • Intimidation
   • Character Development
   • Possession
   • alternating pov
   • POV Third Person
   • SCP 035 tends to be an unreliable narrator
   • Song: Look to Windward (Sleep Token)
   • Song: Blood Sport (Sleep Token)
   • In fact lets go on a whim and say A LOT of Sleep Token songs represent this fanfic
   • Death Threats
   • Threats as Obedience
   • reluctant soldiers
   • Imprisonment
   • Gun Wounds
   • stab wounds
   • Inspired by Music
   • Abandonment
   • General Assholery by the Foundation
   • Author is an SCP-035 hater with everything in their being
   • Withholding Medical Treatment
   • Author is not a doctor but is trying their best
   • On-screen Death
   • Depictions of Dead Children
   • Minor to Mild Body Horror

   Summary

   Kitty, an SCP suffering from amnesia regarding her past, is unexpectedly assigned as the primary guard for SCP-035 after the Foundation discovers her unique immunity to its mind-altering abilities.

   SCP-035 is a particularly dangerous entity known for persistent and nearly successful escape attempts, causing significant anxiety within the Foundation as these efforts grow increasingly frequent. Kitty's assignment is seen as a crucial opportunity to finally contain the elusive SCP-035 effectively.

   However, unknown to Kitty and the Foundation, her memory loss conceals a history of betrayal and twisted loyalty by SCP-035, one that threatens both her place in the hierarchy and her place away from imprisonment. As her memory begins to resurface, it's only a matter of time until Kitty realizes how much of a show he can put on.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,193

   Chapters:

   2/90

   Kudos:

   8

   Hits:

   106