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Part 53 of 3 Sentence Ficathon 2026
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Three Sentence Ficathon 2026
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2026-02-06
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here we go again

Summary:

They ignore him, naturally.

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prompt: any/any&any, a fully clothed, extremely horny interaction happening in public because the pairing uses __ as a stand-in for sex

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Gesner thinks Here we go again.

Across the pitch, Kaiser is yanking almost affectionately (ick ick ick) at Ness’ hair, Ness’ face as pink as it, his eyes wide and glassy, his lips parted; across the pitch, Kaiser smiles with half of his mouth—more of a grin, really, the fucking dickhead—says, “Good boy, Ness,” and Ness looks like he’s going to fucking jizz his pants.

“Oh my god,” Gesner yells, “can you guys fucking stop?”

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