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You had all just gotten back to the motel after failing to capture the witch.
You sit down. Your mouth has felt weird ever since she had touched your throat. The boys are talking, trying to plan.
"Y/N, what do you think?" Sam asks. "I think you're all idiots!" You suddenly say, you cover your mouth. Dean raises an eyebrow. "Well damn.." he mutters, amused. "I really think you guys should stop arguing and just work together for once in your lives!" You suddenly say.
Gabriel's eyes narrow. Castiel and the brothers are confused. "A truth spell.." Gabriel suddenly says. "A what?" Dean asks.
Gabriel walks over to you and touches your throat. "Damn.. that is some complicated magic.." he says, trying to see if he can fix it. He can't.
"A.. truth spell?.." Dean asks. "Yes, Dean, I just said that." Gabriel says, annoyed. Before realizing where Dean's head is at. "No. We're not asking questions," he says, eyes narrowing.
"Yeahh I couldn't imagine if I accidentally told everyone I was asexual," you suddenly say. They're all confused, except for Gabriel. He kinda gasps. You cover your mouth and run out.
"What the hell is that?.." Dean asks, raising an eyebrow. "Like.. a plant?.." Castiel asks. "Thats what I was wondering," Sam replies to Cas. Gabriel runs and follows you but you already ran too far.
"Shit.. I have to find her before the spell fully activates.." he says. He calls you, no answer. "Stupid Cas putting that sigil on her.."
You were sitting in your car, trying to calm down. He runs his hands through his hands and looks at your car, seeing you. He walks over and sits outside of it. "Hey, Y/N, can- would you open the door for me?" He asks, making sure to ask exact questions. He knows he could just break it, but he doesn't want to.
She hesitates and unlocks the door. He gets in the back, making sure to not crowd her too much. He grumbles something about "stupid big wings" as he tries to get in. He falls face first into the seat. "Ow.."
You laugh a little bit. "Is this why you never get in cars?" You ask, holding a laugh in. "Exactly why. My wings may be invisible. But they're massive.. anyways.." he mumbles, laying there on his stomach. Smiling.
"I feel so embarrassed.." you say, burying your head in your knees. "Hm.. I'm what humans call.. Pansexual.. if that makes you feel any better. I can tell them that. So you're not alone in, uh, coming out.." Gabriel says, leaning his chin down on the seat.
"You.. would do that?.." you ask. "Yeah. Obviously. Now, I'm hoping they had enough sense to call the red head to help with that spell, and aren't just standing there like confused dummies.." Gabriel says, crawling out of the car cause of his wings.
"I wanna see how big they are," you suddenly say. His wings invisibly widen a little bit at the statement. As if he's embarrassed. "Well, wings are a very intimate thing for angels.." he mutters. "Oh, I apologize.." you say, getting out of the car, wiping your tears.
"Its no problem.. lets go.." he leads you back to the motel room. Sam was on the phone with Rowena. Of course she wanted something in return of her help. Gabriel smirks and snatches the phone from Sam. "Heyyyy~" he says playfully. "Mhm.. oh? Is that what you want? Well.. I can arrange that.." he says with a slight laugh.
Sam rubs his forehead as Gabriel hangs up. "Did you just agree to sleep with her?" He asks. "That is confidential information Samsquatch," he says, smiling, throwing his phone back to him.
"So, to the elephant in the room," Dean suddenly says. Gabriel's head snaps over to him and then you, who visibly shrunk at Dean's words. "First, I would like to.. come out.. too.. as humans call it.. I'm Pansexual.." he says, putting his arms out. "Means I don't see gender. I just- like everyone.." he says with a smile.
"...I think I'm Bi.. I've been it for a while.. but never actually.. done anything with a guy before.. maybe once in college.." Sam suddenly says, mumbling. Your eyes widen.
"We did not need to know that last part, Sammy." Dean says, rolling his eyes. "Still doesn't answer what the hell Asexual is..?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, can you reproduce without having sexual relations?" Castiel asks. Dean sighs and facepalms. "Thats not how humans work, Cas," Dean says. "I understand that. How can you be asexual if you are a human?" Castiel asks, tilting his head.
You look at the two that came out too, and then the two confused boys. "Asexual just means I don't want sex. Literally thats it. I have no desire for sex. I don't want it, ever." You say. "I do want a romantic relationship at some point in my life, but I don't want it to be purely sexual. If that makes sense," You say, the truth spell still active. "And it sucks so much because so much of our world is purely sexual, like, I just want a real relationship, is it too much to ask for," you say, sitting down on your bed.
Dean, Sam, and Cas take a moment. "So.. do my comments make you uncomfortable..?" Dean suddenly asks. "Nah, man, joke flirting is fun as hell," you say, laughing. "You.. were joking with me?.. son of a bitch.." he mutters, laughing. He tackles you. "Hey!" You struggle to get away. He noogies your head. "You brat!" He says, playfully of course.
You grumble and mess his hair up in return. Sam and Gabriel shake their head in amusement. Gabriel having memories of his brother's and him doing things like that once upon a time.. Sam and Dean, has done it quite the few times also..
"So, you do not reproduce asexually?" Castiel asks. You and Dean stop play fighting. "No, Cas, its just that I don't WANT to reproduce. I can, my body can, but I don't want to," you say, smiling. Castiel nods, sitting.
"Now, to more important matters, the witch." Sam suddenly says, trying to steer the conversation back. "Right. That son of a-" Dean starts. "Language boyo~" a familiar voice says by the door, having just, opened it.
"How the hell did you get here so fast?" Dean asks, sitting up. "Easy teleportation spell really, its easy magic," she says, walking towards you. Dean steps in front. "You do want me to fix this, don't you?" Rowena asks, raising an eyebrow. Dean grumbles something about "not trusting" and steps aside.
You look up at the red head. "You're pretty-" you suddenly say, covering your mouth. She raised an eyebrow, amused. "Well, I suppose I am, thank you. Now, do you just say anything on your mind? Cause, that is quite the truth spell," Rowena says. "Yeah, it's getting to where I can't control what I say," you say.
Rowena puts her hand on your forehead. Dean wants to jump her, but Castiel holds him back. "Calm down, Dean," he says, that familiar deep voice returning after he finished processing the asexual thing. "Hm.. very complicated magic.. can I ask how she made it happen?" She asks. "She touched my throat," you say. She nods and moves her hands down to your neck. Feeling the wave of magic. "Oh.. that is.. quite a lot of magic to unweave.. hm.. you may need to.. up your payment.." Rowena says, smiling. Gabriel smiles a little. "With pleasure~" he says.
Rowena dumps her bag out on the table. "Hm.. you may accidentally say a few things before it fully gets fixed, just a warning," she says, putting together something. "Nothing can be as embarrassing as being forced to come out," you grumble. "Oh dearie, that must've been terrible," she says, frowning a little as she works on the reversal spell.
She does fix it after like, half an hour of working. You all eventually end up killing the witch you were hunting.