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1. Grift to the Eggs-treme by JosephirSpooketh for Joe_Dookie

   Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   06 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Erika Frantzve Kirk/Melania Trump
   • Erika Frantzve Kirk
   • Melania Trump
   • Donald Trump
   • JD Vance
   • author has underlying undiagnosed mental illness
   • K-pop References
   • Oral Sex
   • Eggs
   • Food Sex
   • melania wants that cookie so effing bad
   • erika has scary eyebrows
   • and a scary face
   • mentions of Bubba
   • Sexual Tension
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Erika Kirk griftqueen
   • this was supposed to be Jill x Melania but I postponed writing it for too long
   • Chappell Roan does not have enough songs for this
   • Lesbian Character
   • Bisexual Female Character
   • no I'm not elaborating on that
   • Porn With Plot
   • Eventual Smut
   • Smut
   • Unresolved Emotional Tension
   • a year and a half later and I'm STILL fingering myself to this shit
   • Ok bye

   Summary

   Melania Trump never knew when to quit. When she found herself falling for Erika Kirk and her beady little eyes, she didn't know how to handle those feelings... so she buried them.

   But fate has a way of making things eggs-tremely messy.

   In which Erika Kirk and Melania Trump find themselves in a rental home in Arkansas and promptly begin having sexual relations with eggs. As in, with each other, but using eggs.

   Series

   • Part 3 of HOT TO JOE! Cinematic Universe

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