HOT TO JOE! Cinematic Universe
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Donald Trump (from hit movie Home Alone 2) had no idea what would become of him when he crossed over into our world. To be specific, the last thing he ever expected was to become a politician, and then fall in love with his political rival on top of that. But Joe Biden had something about him that enamored Trump. Maybe it was his distinct "old person" smell. Maybe it was the way he couldn't even say a full sentence without tripping over his words. Maybe it was his memory loss.
Or maybe, just maybe, it was fate - the kind of fate that binds you together, and leaves an imprint on your heart that will span lifetimes.
(In which Donald Trump and Joe Biden have sex after the debate.)
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- Part 1 of HOT TO JOE! Cinematic Universe
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It’s a FemininomELON! by JosephirSpooketh for Joe_Dookie
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.
28 Jan 2025
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Donald Trump was no stranger to grief. He had encountered it time and time again in his life, from failing businesses to lost elections - but never had he expected something like this. Losing the love of his life, Joe Biden, had been too much for him, and now he found himself spiraling.
But Elon Musk won't just sit by and watch that happen. He cares for Donald, and wants him to be happy in the way he most certainly should be. So he finds himself by Donald's side, waiting and watching and wanting, ever the patient protector. Perhaps Donald will realize how he feels, or perhaps he won't; either way, he'll be there for the orange buffoon until the day he dies.
Will anything come of it? There's no way to tell. They both have their heart set on one thing, and those things may not necessarily align. Still, they'll keep forging onward, together or otherwise, until they find their way to what they want (and need).
(In which Donald Trump and Elon Musk are kinda romantic.)
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- Part 2 of HOT TO JOE! Cinematic Universe
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Grift to the Eggs-treme by JosephirSpooketh for Joe_Dookie
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
06 Feb 2026
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Melania Trump never knew when to quit. When she found herself falling for Erika Kirk and her beady little eyes, she didn't know how to handle those feelings... so she buried them.
But fate has a way of making things eggs-tremely messy.
In which Erika Kirk and Melania Trump find themselves in a rental home in Arkansas and promptly begin having sexual relations with eggs. As in, with each other, but using eggs.
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- Part 3 of HOT TO JOE! Cinematic Universe