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1. A very awful joke by Eightinine

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)
   • Dick Grayson
   • Barry Allen
   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Victor Stone | Cyborg
   • Hawkgirl (DCU)
   • Arthur Curry (DCU)
   • Martha Kent
   • Justice League (DCU)
   • Clark Kent Loves Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent is Superman
   • Bruce Wayne is Batman
   • Fake Breakup
   • Established Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne Has Issues
   • Bruce Wayne Knows Clark Kent is Superman
   • Clark Kent Knows Bruce Wayne is Batman
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Eventual Smut
   • Desperate Clark Kent
   • Top Clark Kent
   • Service Top Clark Kent
   • Bottom Bruce Wayne
   • Anal Fingering
   • Lack of Communication
   • smut in second chapter
   • Ass to Mouth
   • POV Alternating
   • Penetrative Sex
   • Nipple Licking

   Summary

   The whole room stared at Superman whose feet were damped with coffee.

   The TV projected the image of Superman and Batman kissing and the words from Bruce Wayne were repeated on the screen.

   "From this place right now, I publicly announce that I'm breaking up with Superman"

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,672

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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