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  1. The Birth of the Project by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    07 Feb 2026

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    Cw sex. Also various flashbacks. Veela sex can cause mortal damage. Tom Guant is obsessed with Harry’s sex life. And his wizarding name is not amenable to the taboo because the anagrams are all so ridiculous; as indeed is the whole concept, thanks Jo. So, as Malfoy tries to explain, Tom chose a well-known wizarding phrase or saying instead. Hilarity ensues.
    Griphook’s banking prank is straight out of Not The Nine O’Clock News. And The C16th Goblin Witch Sex protocols are a favourite field of study for Professor Binns who, genius that he is, somehow made them really boring.

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