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Z-Li: children, good morning. How may I alter my contact name?
Indy (Jones): NO
Bo: WHAT
Bon (Jovi): DONT DO IT POPS PLS
Mengi: ^
Z-Li: Forgive me, but i must contact a professional acquaintance…i do not think this is entirely appropriate
Indy (Jones): ???
Indy (Jones): are you contacting over text??
Z-Li: yes, i am
Mengi: your name is just for this gc dw!! Whoever you're texting won't be able to see it
Mengi: they'll just have access to your number
Bon (jovi): gc= group chat
Bon (jovi): dw= don't worry
Z-Li: oh!!!! How splendid
Z-Li: Thank you, Menogias, Bonanus
Bon (jovi): 🫡
Mengi: 🫡
Bo: who are you contacting?
Z-Li: that is confidential, I'm afraid!
Bo: boooooo
Bo: i want to know :(
Indy (jones): @xiao
Indy(jones): come peer pressure dad with us
Bo: yes @xiao
Bo: come…
Mengi: you guys hes still in school
Bo: OH
Indy (jones): shittt i forgot he was a youngling
Mengi: “youngling”
Mengi: mf anakin skywaker over here
Bon (Jovi): LMAO
Indy (jones): PISS OFF
Bon (jovi): we all know hes always on his phone in lesson lmaooo
Bo: But he never replies :((( @xiao
Xiao: i have better things to do
Bo: YAY
Bon (Jovi): HIIIIII
Indy (jones): XIAOOOOOO COME HOMEEEEE
Mengi: hello baby brother
Xiao: .
Z-Li: hello sweetheart, what class are you in?
Xiao: chem
xiao: …. :(
Z-Li: Its okay x you will have fun
Bo: yeah i remember loving chemistry
xaio: oh so you're just lying to my face now
Bo: i swear
Xiao: on zhongli's life
Bo: SWEAR
Bon (jovi): his ass is not seeing the pearly gates 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Xiao: did you hear that @Z-Li
Xiao: youve been condemned by your own people
Z-Li: sad face emoji
Bon (jovi): ☹️
Z-Li: yes
Z-Li: how do i get that little man to send
Bon (Jovi): you go to your emoji keyboard
Z-Li: how
Mengi: give up
Bon(jovi): NEVER
Bon (Jovi): pa ill come help
Bon (jovi): reinforcements are on theur way. Worry not.
xiao: 😬
Mengi: can u bring someone from School home witj you today
Mengi: pls
Mengi: ❤️
Xiao: no
Mengi: pls
Xiao: no
Mengi: pls
Xiao: why
Mengi: you refuse to model for my projects
Xiao: no
Mengi: pls
Xiao: bring your own friend
Xiao: do you not have any
Mengi: ☹️
Indy (jones): what im hearing is that you also Have no one to bring home ?
Indy (jones): my two loner looser ass brothers.
Xiao: have literally anyone else model your clothes
Mengi: but our Sibling bonding time ☹️
Xiao: you and what sibling.
Xiao: aether??
Mengi: Yes
Mengi: so is that a yes?
Xiao: no
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Z-Li: stop it boys x
Bon (jovi): pa theyve stopped for ages
Z-Li: ok sweetheart
Z-Li: Thank you x
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Z-Li: children what is clocking ?
Bo: oh no
Xiao: like how im about to clock Menogias
Xiao: @mengi
xiao: .
Mengi: HEY ???
Z-Li: How do i do it
Mengi: EXCISE ME ???? HELLO??
Bon (Jovi): 😶
Mengi: what did i do to you
xiao: saw u wear my eyeliner to go get the mail from the porch
xiao: who does their makeup to go out to the porch
Xiao: i know what you are
Z-Li: children how do i clock?
Bo: the porch 😭😭😭 gia that is a new low
Mengi: ok well i say xiao uh
Mengi: shit i cant think of anything
Mengi: i'll get u next time.
Xiao: sure
Bon(jovi): @Z-Li who are you trying to clock??? 😭😭
Z-Li: its just after 2 darling x
Bo: sometimes i wonder how you even manage to send texts
Mengi: mhm.
Bon (Jovi): no pa, not time, ‘clock’ like what you wanted to do earlier?
Indy (Jones): i wanna know too
Indy (jones): 👀
Z-Li: Ajax said he clocked me ….. wanted to return the favour
Xiao: get away from that man
Mengi: oh dear lord
Xiao: YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM
Bon (jovi): PLSSSSSSS
Bon (jovi): WHAT DID HE SAY !!!
Bo: BAHAHHAHH
Indy (Jones): HE CLOCKED U ??? HOW
Z-Li: why are we shouting x
Z-Li: children how to shout?
Bon (jovi): press the arrow on your keyboard
Z-Li: p
Bon (jovi): ill just come over and show you
Mengi: Another loss for the books
Bo: noted
Mengi: she might give up soon
Z-Li: OKAY X
Z-Li: I TOO AM SHOUTING .
Bon (Jovi): WOW !!!!!!!
Indy (Jones): GOOD JOB POPS
Bo: BACK TO THE TOPIC.
Z-Li: OKAY ….X
Xiao: how did he clock you, tell me
Xiao: make haste
Indy (jones): ‘make haste’ bro ehat century are we in
Bo: u and your ‘younglings' vocab need to pack it ip buddy
Indy (Jones): GO AWAY
Z-Li: HE SAID HE CLOCKED ME WHEN I ADJUSTED MY HAIR. HOPE THIS HELPS.
Bo: oh……
Bo: i see
Bo: nothing else
Z-Li: NO, SWEETHEART. X
Indy (Jones): oh to have been a fly on the wall
Bon (jovi): we'll get to the bottom of this dont you worry
Mengi: Xiao's been extra quiet
Mengi: @tweetybird
Mengi: dont kill Tartaglia please 🤞
Xiao: im doing no such thing.
Xiao: i would never dream of stooping to his level
Bon (Jovi): ohhh hes gone full poet now
Indy (Jones): theres no stopping him
Bo: sigh.
Xiao: get in line ill deal with you later
Mengi: what he means to say is hell hang out in your room later and refuse to leave and when he falls asleep on your bed and wakes up in his own tomorrow hes going to get embarrassed about it and hell be short with you the entire day
Indy (jones): ahhh yes
Bo: mhmm the xiao classic
Bon (jovi): but hes always short?
Xiao: coming from you bonanus….. pack it up
Bo: do you see that guys…… hes deflecting
Xiao: I DONT DO THAT
Mengi: mmmmm……
Bo: hm…. Doubt….
Xiao: im going on strike
Bon (Jovi): your ass isn't striking anything
Bo: you enjoy our company too much ❤️❤️
Xiao: im not engaging further
Mengi: teehee
Indy (Jones): grown ass man btw
Mengi: i am infact grown i dont need your permission to be whimsical
Mengi: i do as i please 🙅
Bo: not to interrupt your riveting conversation but who ate the rest of the peanuts
Indy (Jones): you dealt it you smelt it
Bon (Jovi): i think that mostly applies to farts
Mengi: flatulence, as dad would say
Bo: youre all avoiding answering
Bo: i was looking forward to eating those nuts.
Bon (jovi): 😨oh….ok….
Indy (Jones): thats a little tmi dont u think bossman
Bo: AEUGHHH
Bo: NOT WHAT I MEANTTTR
Mengi: for the record it was pops, i think
Bo: fcik.
Indy (Jones): true he eats snacks like a vacuum
Mengi: give that man a pot of tea and a jar of snacks and he wont move from that table for 24 hours
Bo: my peanutd :(((((
Z-Li: SORRY ABOUT YOUR NUTS, SWEETHEART X
Bo: 😭😭😭
Bo: no its okay j cant stay mad at you
Bo: if it was Indarias i would've started throwing hands
Indy (jones): hwy!??!?!? Not fair !?!?!
Indy (jones): i prefer almonds anyeay😒
Bon (Jovi): girl dont eatthose you'll die
Bon (Jovi): i think
Indy (Jones): thats applr seeds you dumbass
Mengi: my two unintelligent sisters ❤️
Mengi: clown to clown communication
Indy (jones): 😒
Bon (Jovi): your time will come.
Mengi: 🥱🥱🥱
Mengi: oh jm so scared
Mengi: 🥱
Bon (Jovi): sleep with yohr eyes open and your mind awake
Bo: ok
Bo: xiao type shit
Mengi: catching strays 🥀