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3:50
tim: fellas
tim: who is in possession of my mouse
Jason: go to bed or ill kill you
Damian: since when do you have a mouse.
Jason: why are you both up
Jason: fuckin sleep
tim: not relevant to my predicament
Damian: answer me you imp
tim: ?
Damian: since when are you in the posession of a mouse, Drake
Tim: r u literally daft
Tim: my computer mouse
Damian: why not specify earlier instead of wasting my time.
Tim: ??? Ok
Tim: i hope you choke in your sleep
Damian: i hope misfortune plagues you until the day you are damnéd to hell where you shall rot
Tim: youre sucu a freak 😭 i jus want my computer mouse
Jason: why do you need a computer mouse man
Jason: what could you possibly need a computer mouse for at this hour
Tim: to scroll?
Tim: i may have a software malfunction and my finger pad isnt working
Jason: and instead of taking that as a sign to stop workin you…?
Tim: i need a computer mouse to continue, yes
Damian: fool.
Tim: ok mr medieval
Tim: you are 10. Dont chat to me about foolishness
Jason: i hate you both
Jason: you both get extra posh at night 😒 annoying asf
Tim: shut upppppp
Damian: burn in hell
Jason: 😒.
Stephanie: oml
Stephanie: stop spamming at 3.58 am?
Stephanie: some of us sleep?
Tim: sorry :(
Damian: yeah you would be.
Tim: uhm?
Tim: literally what does that mean
Damian: tch
Tim: youre insufferable
Jason: STOP
Jason: SLEEP
4:15
Tim: soooo
Tim: no mouse?
Stephanie: no mouse.
6:37
Dick: ah!! Sorry tim, i forgot to return it!!!!
Tim: sigh
Dick: im sorryyy
Dick: ill bring It over when i come for the weekend
Tim: dont bother i made a new one
Dick: ?
Dick: you ordered one?
Tim: no
Dick: oh
Damian: i want you to know you are peculiar and off-putting
Damian: @Timothy
Stephanie: the @ is crazy 😭😭
Tim: man what did i do to you this time
Damian: youre abnormal
Dick: thats not nice now is it
Stephanie: dick btw can you bring over some pastries plssss
Stephanie: when you come over
Dick: only because i love you all
Jason: the pastries from that bakery?
Dick: yes :)
Stephanie: i literally dreamed about them
Stephanie: last time i visited blüd i swear i ate at least 3 kilos worth
Damian: thats concerning for your image and your health
Stephanie: at least i know how to feel joy and whimsy you little twerp
Damian: whatever.
Damian: .
Damian: bring me the strawberry cream filling. Please.
Dick: noted, boss
Tim: i want to try the pistachio one pls :3
Dick: 🫡
Dick: any other requests?
Stephanie: anything will do for me
Jason: yeah whatever is fine
Cass: chocolate
Duke: Omg
Duke: cookies and cream!! Please and thank you!
Dick: ahaaa i see
Dick: i promise to bring treats and you all come scuttling to me >:)
Dick: i am your leader… bow down…
Jason: you are a millenial
Dick: 😔
Dick: All of your orders have been noted 😔
Tim: ily
Jason: i dont
Damian: you are satisfactory
Dick: thabk you <3
Duke: me too 🙏 love you bro
Duke: uunfortunately, going back yo bed
Duke: 6am is too early to be alive when im not patrolling
Tim: amen brother 🕊
Dick: no worries, D, get some shut eye
Dick: u too timmy
Tim: man i wish i coulddd
Tim: finishing off the presentation for WE for this mornings meeting
Tim: afterwards ill nap or something
Jason: god
Jason: why do you do yhat god awful job
Tim: idk
Tim: i like to be condescending at rich middle aged men who think theyre better than me?
Dick: fair enough honestly
Stephanie: realll
Jason: fair
Jason: i respect that
Tim: 🥱
9:00
Duke: why is tim asleep in the first floor bathroom
Duke: in the bathtub
Stephanie: rough meeting ig
Jason: dumbass
Cass: let him sleep
Cass: 🛌
Stephanie: yeah don't sweat It duke
Duke: right
Duke: anyone else's morning going better than tim's?
Damian: no
Duke: brilliant
Cass: mine is good. Fresh air is nice.
Stephanie: glad to hear :D
Stephanie: mine issss
Stephanie: boring
Duke: man, mine too pretty much
Duke: im gonna get some training done, if you feel up for joining?
Stephanie: always
Stephanie: let me gear up💪
11:09
Jason: who has my wonder woman sweatpants
Dick: not me 🙏🙏🙏
Jason: Errrrr
Jason: this is urgent
Jason: i need them NOW
Stephanie: Have you checked if they're still in the wash?
Jason: Fucking obviously
Dick: Ill go buy you new ones?
Jason: you freaky ass rich people
Dick: (Pssst..)
Dick:( youre also rich ..)
Jason: idc
Jason: i have my roots
Jason: and anyway mine are comfy and MINE
Cass: @Duke
Jason: ?
Jason: .
Jason: Duke
Duke: hi?
Duke: oh
Duke: 🚶♂️🚶♂️
Jason: where do you think youre going.
Duke: 🏃♂️
Jason: NO
Duke: IM SORRYYY
Jason: just give em back
Duke: yessir 😔
Stephanie: lol
Stephanie: whyd you steal from jason of all people
Duke: i was sick last week and no ome was at the manor 😔
Duke: i just wanted comfort im sorry 😔
Jason: .
Jason: whatever
Jason: keep them
Duke: ? Nono im on my eay
Jason: idc keep them
Dick: 😯
Jason: shut up
Jason: millenial ass
Jason: no one uses that emoji
Dick: youre deflecting ❤️
Jason: deflect my fist in your face
Dick: *deflects your fist*
Dick: *hugs you*
Dick: ehe
Jason: DO NOT ROLEPLAY AT ME
Dick: xoxo
Duke: thanks jay
Duke: ill buy you new ones
Jason: nah ive alr asked alfie to pick some up on his next clothes run
Stephanie: you're a huge softie
Stephanie: fooling no one.
Jason: i kill people
Stephanie: fooling NO ONE.
13:20
Cass: cat.png
Damian: lovely.
Damian: Bring her to me at once.
Jason: “guards seize him!” type shit
Damian: 😒
Jason: What are you, a monarch?
Damian: perhaps i am
Damian: what then
Jason: LOL
Damian: ?
Damian: hello?
Damian: answer me
Damian: i dislike you
16:52
Tim: FUCK
Tim: WHY DID YOU LET ME SLEEP THIS LONG
Tim: FUUUUCK
Stephanie: no offence bud
Stephanie: if you slept that long you obviously needed it
Dick: what she said
Tim: I HATE U
Damian: cease the theatrics
Tim: shut up
Tim: its fucking 5pm
Tim: i had so many other things i needed to do today i was having a NAP not SLEEP
Dick: well you slept through all 20 of your alarms ❤️
Tim: ??
Tim: youre in fucking bludhaven how do you know hiw many alarms i set
Dick: ❤️ i know you baby bird
Tim: fuck
Cass: calm down
Tim: sorry cass if i distressed you
Cass: no
Cass: you
Tim: me?
Stephanie: YOU are distressed
Tim: well yes?
Tim: i slept through 2 meetings?
Tim: and im running super late for a date
Jason: what
Stephanie: date??
Damian: impossible
Damian: youre unlovable
Tim: gee thanks that does wonders for my mental state
Dick: Damian that is not an okay thing to say.
Damian: sorry.
Tim: whatever
Jason: what date
Jason: with who
Tim; none of your business
Tim: i'm not going now anyway, I'm way too late
Jason: is it cassie?
Jason: the blonde girl from your team
Tim: what no
Tim: drop it
Stephanie: uhhhh is itttt
Stephanie: not harley quinn is it…
Tim: what the fuck no
Stephanie: idk any other blonde ladies off the top of my head
Tim: what is going on 😭😭
Dick: is tam still blonde?
Dick: is it tam?
Tim: tam went blonde for Halloween. Tam is not blonde
Damian: it must be some other third party blonde woman.
Tim: yall wtf
Dick: sorry timbo
Dick: you have a habit of liking blondes
Tim: i do not??
Stephanie: 👱♀️
Tim: fuck you
Stephanie: i have an inappropriate thing to say
Tim: DIE
Tim: LITERALLY DJE I HAGE ALL OF YOU
Jason: 💀
Dick: 💀💀💀💀
Damian: gross
Jason: yeah ew
Tim: die rot and burn in superhell you nasty freaks
Tim: i hate every single one of you involved in this conversation
Stephanie: they always shoot the messenger
Dick: its okay Babybird
Dick: its okay to have a preference
Tim: I DON'T THOUGJ??
Jason: not dignifying this with a response
Damian: is she blonde yes or no
Tim: fuck you
Duke: Tim!
Duke: youre awake
Duke: B asked me to fetch you when you wake up
Duke: hes in his office
Tim: fuuuuck
Tim: now im getting fired AMD disowned
Duke: can i have your keyboard collection
Tim: sure
Duke: epic.
Damian: And bitchless
Tim: shut up youre 8
Dick: You're not getting fired or disowned
Dick: if you do you can live with me:)
Dick: but u wont
19:31
Damian: anyone heard from Timothy?
Jason: no
Dick: awww you care :’)
Damian: i need to know whether to celebrate
Dick: )’:
Stephanie: harsh lol
Jason: ill bake a cake or smth
Damian: brilliant.
Tim: i hate u dami
Damian: verdict?
Tim: i got forced into taking a vacation
Damian: FUCK
Tim: and lectured about overworking
Tim: fucking hypocrite
Jason: 💀
Damian: a shame. Maybe next time.
Dick: told youuu
Dick: this is not the first time youve passed out in the bathtub, sorry to say timmy but it was kind of concerning
Jason: literally
Jason: i need you around to beat up
Tim: You say this but you've not tried to beat me up in well over 6 months
Tim: youre not fooling me
Jason: maybe we can change that
Jason: omw
Tim: wait no
Tim: no thanks
Tim: jason.
Tim: i was making a funny
Tim: i was merely jesting
Tim: jay pls
Tim: im not in the mood
Dick: 😭😭
Dick: No broken bones
Tim: GUYS PLS
Duke: todays not ur day pal