Chapter Text
The Monastery Gang
Online: Pebble | Offline: Greenie Beanie, OH THAT IS FIRE, wateh, Blabber Master, Icicube, The Rational One, Pieboi, Wildcat, fy, Frakity Frak, THEY’RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY, mom
Pebble: Ok, who the FUCK is blasting Michael Jackson. IT IS 5AM.
Pieboi & Wildcat are now online!
Pieboi: Frak.
Wildcat: Frak.
OH THAT IS FIRE is now online!
OH THAT IS FIRE: wtf how did you both know that
Pieboi: His parents used to play like. Nothing BUT Michael Jackson vinyls. Or Michael Jackson adjacent.
OH THAT IS FIRE: wtf is Michael Jackson adjacent
Pieboi: The Jackson 5
Pebble: wtf how do you know the jackson 5, you’re like. a baby
Pieboi: … I’m 19, Cole
Pebble: sorry what
Wildcat: ??? HOW OLD DID YOU THINK WE WERE
Pebble: I am. not going to answer that question
mom is now online!
Pebble: geo
Pebble: geo pls no I beg of you
Pebble: I love you
OH THAT IS FIRE: oh gross ew
Wildcat: Don’t be homophobic, Kai!
Pieboi: especially because Geo is going to expose all of Cole’s secrets to us! >:3c
OH THAT IS FIRE: I’M LITERALLY BI????
mom: he thought that arin was 14, sora was 16, wyldfyre was 15 and frak was 15
Pieboi: … bye guys
Pieboi is now offline!
Wildcat: LMFAOOOOO????? WHAT I’M 20 YEARS OLD COLE IM CRYING I CANT BREATHE IM DEAD YOU KILLED ME AND ARIN IM
Pebble: ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU’RE ALL BUILT LIKE BABIES???
OH THAT IS FIRE: you’re just a beefcake, cole
Pebble: sorry I’m a what now
OH THAT IS FIRE: beefcake
Pebble: That doesn’t answer anything, Kai.
Frakity Frak is now online!
Frakity Frak: mmmmm beef
Pebble: Frak. Please for the love of FUCK, turn your alarm down.