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1. Neither of Us Are Particularly Patient People by ghoulest for fagtastico

   Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Roronoa Zoro/Sanji
   • Roronoa Zoro
   • Sanji (One Piece)
   • Mugiwara Kaizoku | Strawhat Pirates
   • Canon Compliant
   • Canon Universe
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Explicit Language
   • Humor
   • Smoking
   • Drinking
   • Established Relationship
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • ZS Valentine's Exchange 2026
   • Exhibitionism (Just a 'lil bit)

   Summary

   Zoro and Sanji really need to bang after a few weeks apart, but everyone and their mother is finding ways to interrupt them. Through sheer willpower, desperation, and the conviction of a few drinks, they're determined to get in each other's pants before the night ends.

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   English

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