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  1. Does the stray dog cry “Someone leash me”? by

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    16 Feb 2026

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    He moved like a cat, once he started, and Branzy couldn’t have taken his eyes off it even if he’d been sober. The jester pulled himself fluidly onto the trapeze, swinging into a clean flip off, and catching himself on a pole, sliding halfway down it before gripping with the exposed part of his thighs, as he pushed the skirt up.

    Spoke introduces someone to Branzy, who he proceeds to severely underestimate the trauma level of

    Title from At least I’d be a cowboy by Madilyn Mei

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