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  1. Noise Complaints. by for green_slug

    Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

    14 Feb 2026

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    "That’s his ‘out’, the pure brilliance of his strategy: it’s a ‘we could, perhaps… just joking… unless’. A childish choice, really, but desire rarely breeds the smartest ideas.

    It’s hasty, they’re both clearly rushing. There must be no time for either to think.

    The mackerel can’t retreat if he’s balls deep.

    And the slug won’t chicken out if he’s getting his brains fucked out.

    Simple maths, really.

    Or: Osamu Dazai thinks the best way to handle a noise complaint is to become the noise complaint.

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