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2026-02-18
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2026-02-20
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1xdoe

Summary:

1x1x1x1 and John Doe funny hurt comfort I think idrk if it rlly hurt but take it for now.

Notes:

1x1x1x1 is genderfluid and uses all pronouns but i like calling him he, or they. John doe is also a fucking faggot of a loser

Chapter 1: The Mistake

Summary:

So like yeah that happens and this happens and oh that also happened yeah thats basically it oh and did i forget this also happened!

Notes:

yeah!

Chapter Text

1x1x1x1 stood in the center of the SFOTH base. Waiting for a specific someone. He was cleaning his sword with his torn cape.

 

John Doe is 10 minutes late. 

 

UNACCEPTABLE.

 

After a while, he finished cleaning his sword, and sighed. Why is John not here yet? He thought, furious with the fact that John Doe is not here yet. Why is he late? Ughhhhhh

After another 20 gruelling minutes, John Doe appeared, his hair messy, one button missing to be buttoned and his glasses are crooked. It's now 30 minutes pass the time they're going to meet, and being late like this is unacceptable, to 1x. he came here, on time, and John dared to be late? 

 

"Hey, 1x-!"

 

He panted, sounding slightly tired.

 

"Why are you late?" 

 

"I overslept! Yesterday's work tired me off!"

 

"But I didn't see you work?"

 

"Well that's because you're- you're not looking hard enough!'

 

"Is that so? Then tell me why I saw you at night, drinking milkshake again and watching... What is the name again? Something about... Magic, or something..."

 

"Puella Magi Madoka Magica!"

 

I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT ANIME. BUT I HC HIM TO WATCH IT. THROW TOMATOES AT ME.

 

"... Right. That."

 

"It was my free time!"

 

"You knew we have a da- hangout, tomorrow on that day, right?"

 

DID HE ALMOST SAY DATE? WHAT HHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHHA

 

"I... Forgot! Temporarily!"

 

"You're irresponsible"

 

"1x-"

 

"You forget too easily, what now, you're gonna forget that I will give you the attention you need?"

 

"I-"

 

"And you're gonna forget that I'm always here for you?"

 

"B-"

 

"You were avoiding me, weren't you?"

 

"N-no-!"

 

"Forgot you intended on avoiding me?"

 

"N-not that e-either-!"

 

"That's why we're going to have a breakup"

 

HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

 

"W-wait-"

 

"you'll forget about this soon enough"

 

And just like that, with his will, 1x teleported back to somewhere who knows where. John Doe was left, heart shattered. 

 

"I wasn't avoiding you- I..."

 

John Doe trailed off, tears in his eyes, crying for being so clumsy he forgot about their 1 month anniversary without a fight. Well...

 

"I'm sorry-"

 

He chocked out, tears falling as he teleported back to his house.

well there's gonna be another chapter ig!