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1. how to lose a guy in ten days by orphan_account

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)/Reader
   • Navia (Genshin Impact) & Reader
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Navia (Genshin Impact)
   • Euphrasie (Genshin Impact)
   • Fluff
   • Smut
   • Light Angst
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Oral Sex
   • Riding
   • Idiots in Love
   • reader is allergic to flowers
   • Discussions of Serial Murder
   • Inspired by How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

   Summary

   As a writer chasing your big break, you’re assigned to write a piece on how not to keep a man: a firsthand account of every mistake, red flag, and relationship self-sabotage guaranteed to drive someone away. All you need is the right test subject.

   Enter Childe.

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   English

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