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1. Clueless Flirting by badgerandk

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Hand & Finger Kink
   • Blood Loss
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • UNTIL THE LAST CHAPTER
   • Dwarven Ones | Soulmates

   Summary

   Thorin and Bilbo are both stupidly in love, and keep getting trapped in explicit situations with lots of sexual tension they cannot resolve because they are both oblivious.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   484

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   23

   Bookmarks:

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