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“You could go on a date! But publicly!” Velvette announces. “And it won’t be with that fuckface Radio Demon.”
At that, Ethan claps softly with a proud look on his face. “Oh, good for you boss! I’m glad to see you’ve gotten over him!”
“And what better way to show that than gettin’ with someone else!” Velvette cheers with happy anger. “Anybody that fuckin’ hypocrit hates?”
“...The King of Hell—”
“Then, that’s your date, Vee!” Velvette says, as if she didn’t realize what Vox just said.
“Velvette.” Vox says, just to maybe—oh, he doesn’t fucking know—bring her back down to Hell, maybe?
Or: Vox wants to try as he does every year—and fails at every year—to invite Alastor out for Valentine's Day. But after an epihany, Velvette conjours up a new plan.