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Author Notes:
In response to a prompt by Anonymous in the Mó Dào Zǔ Shī | The Untamed Kink Meme 2021 Q1 collection.
Prompt at the end.
Content Warnings:
Cultural stigma against women becoming pregnant outside of marriage, very brief mentions of women being tricked into sex and being raped, adoption.
I am not a person of Chinese descent and if there are errors in my depictions of these characters I would appreciate any corrections. I also love constructive criticism, so if there's a way you think I could improve my work or something you particularly liked, please don't be shy!
Prompt:
I've seen some hilarious takes of LWJ assuming that he somehow impregnated WWX in his dreams when WWX says that he birthed Wen Yuan. I'd love to see something where the misconception is never cleared up and he claims Wen Yuan as his son with WWX (happy ending for the Wens!). The hilarious part comes in when he explains that to everyone so now the entire cultivation world is under the impression that Lans can impregnate someone in their spring dreams (even males!).
Bonus if we get to see a very embarrassed LXC and/or LQR dealing with the rumors (and propositions).
Whether LWJ is aware that it's not true and is just politicking to save the Wens or genuinely believes it is up to the author.
Possible settings: Jianghu.
Canon source: Any canon (including frankencanon).
DNWs: Noncon, scat, watersports, ABO.
Thanks for reading! Check out my other soft boys fics for Wangxian softness and humor!
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Podficcer's Notes:
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If you're new to my podfics, I have ADHD and Dyslexia so sometimes I get messed up with words and reading. Apologies if that is a bit off-putting. I do not edit my podfic in any way, so you get the noises around me, especially right now, the pup, as I'm needing to be downstairs to watch her due to some hip and knee issues in her back legs that make walking a bit difficult for her.
I have been learning Chinese, but I know I still don't get all the tones right in names. I apologize for mispronunciations of names and Chinese words. If you want to correct me, I welcome the critique because I'll never get better if I'm not corrected.
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