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Ranpo added Dazai and yosano
Dazai: ranpo what is this?
Ranpo: dazai, akiko please help me add everyone
Yosano: alr gng
Yosano added 7 others
Junichiro: uhm what is this?
Naomi: don't we already have an agency group chat?
Ranpo: dazai add the port mafia
Dazai: do i have to?
Ranpo: yes since you're the only one who has their numbers
Dazai: ugh fine
Dazai added 9 others
Dazai changed 16 nick names
Diabetic: ooh whats mine!
Diabetic: Fuck you dazai
Thebest: sucks to suck
Shortie: what the hell is this
Shortie:Oh for fucks sake mackrel
Thebest: heh
Hottie: lad, what is this.
Hottie: Oh my.
Terrifyingasf: zamn, he aint wrong tho.
Terrifyingasf: Dazai what the fuck!
Thebest: its just facts akiko!!
Terrifyingasf: I am NOT terrifying!!
Thebest: tell that to junichro
Terrifyingasf: @junichro am i terrifying??
Sisterlover: yeah you are..
Sisterlover: ...oh
Terrifyingasf: karma bitch
Blondnblind: is no one gonna ask what is this for?
Brotherlover: @ranpo what is this for ??
Diabetic: Well, since we're having a truce why not have a groupchat to get to get along! :3
Partypooper: did the president agree to this?
Diabetic: well.. i didnt ask him yet lmao
Partypooper: RANPO
Amazingboss: it's okay, kunikida.
Partypooper: but President!
Amazingboss: I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
6:00 pm
Wereballs: Uhm.. Wereballs: can someone help me n kyouka..?
Partypooper: What happened, Atsushi?
Wereballs: a CERTAIN someone forgot to remove the bounty on my head
Terribleeww: sorry about that!
Thebest: ew who let it speak..
Terrifyingasf: ikr like sybau lil vro
Blondenblind: How dare you speak to the boss like that!
Terribleeww: it's fine higuchi!!
Blondnblind: if you say so...
Thebest: GUYS
Diabetic: what?
Thebest: lets do introductions!!
Terrifyingasf: alrr
Wereballs: okay !!
Partypooper: I see no harm in doing so.
Thebest: i'll go first
Thebest: Osamu Dazai, 22, i'm from the ada :33
Diabetic: Ranpo Edogawa, best detective in the world, 26, from the ada
Terrifyingasf: Akiko Yosano, 25, ada's physician
Wereballs: Atsushi Nakajima, 18, from the ada
Partypooper: Doppo Kunikida, 22, i work at the ada
Amazingboss: Yukichi Fukuzawa, 45, ada's president.
Sisterlover: Junichro Tanizaki, 18, from the ada
Brotherlover: Naomi Tanizaki, 15, i intern at the ada
Gingerbread: Michizou Tachihara, 19, from the pm and a member of black lizard
Thebettersibling: Gin Akutagawa, 18, Black lizard member !!
Blondnblind: Ichiyo Higuchi, 20, pm
Asmathicasshole: Ryuunsuke Akutagawa, 20, pm.
Shortie: Chuuya Nakahara, 22, pm executive.
Hottie: Ozaki Kouyou, 26, pm executive.
Terribleew: Mori Ougai, 40, pm boss.
Elizabethafton: Elise Ougai, 10, pm ig
Gramps: Ryuuro Hirotsu, 50, black lizard commander.