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1. What did you call me?! by InevitableShipper

   Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dan Humphrey/Blair Waldorf
   • Dan Humphrey
   • Blair Waldorf
   • Established Relationship
   • Fluff
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • I bet you can't handle all of this fluff
   • if you hate fluff stay the hell away from this fic
   • messy Dan Humphrey
   • romantic Dan Humphrey
   • sour Blair Waldorf
   • also romantic Blair Waldorf
   • Surprises
   • Celebrations
   • petnames
   • ficwip Discord's Hey Sweetheart Challenge 2026
   • fluffbruary's Fluffbruary Prompt Month 2026
   • very cheesy sexy innuendo
   • attempt of handjobs
   • Idiots in Love
   • I Will Go Down With This Ship
   • dair - Freeform
   • Banter
   • Watching Movies
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Romance
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Not Beta Read

   Summary

   Dan arranges a very romantic evening with Blair, but maybe he missed a detail…

   Written for the ‘Hey, sweetheart’ 2026 challenge, with the some bonus prompts: ‘kiiiiiinda forgot to make reservations ‘ + ‘The character least likely to use a pet name is the one who says it’

   Written for Fluffbruary.

   Series

   • Part 3 of D.A.I.R. (Dazzling. Amusing. Intense. Romantic.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,648

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