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Summary:

Kelli: Hollanov broke up?

Kelli: Bad time to talk about Shane and Hayden’s hug at the end of the game?

Lily: Very bad time.

Part 2 to The Hollanov Hoes! Featuring Ilya vs Shayden shippers, some Hollanov angst, and more of Ilya being one of the girls.

Notes:

this is part two to The Hollanov Hoes - i strongly recommend you read that first here !

fyi in terms of a timeline - this takes place post-cottage/post heated rivalry, but in a universe where ilya has a few more years in his boston contract, so shane and ilya don’t discuss ilya moving to canada until now. but because this is post-tampa/post-cottage, hollanov are in a committed, monogamous, closeted relationship

you should also know that every time i write ilya saying/texting ‘girls’ i read it in the same voice as gru from despicable me saying ‘gorls’. i hope you do as well

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Lily

Today: 2:33PM
I have something to tell you

But you have to promise not to be mad

It’s not as bad as it sounds

Ashley.

Who did you tell?

And what did you tell them?

I told Jess and Samiah I met Shane at your place

And that Lily is actually you

I’m sorry!!!!

Meeting Shane (with you there) was a really big deal and I needed to talk about it with someone

And you had just put your phone on DND

You are literally in our gc for you two. Like I was freaking and needed to talk to someone about what just happened

But I trust Jess and Samiah with my life

The three of us have been friends way longer than the rest of the chat and I KNOW they wouldn’t spill to anyone

...Ilya?

I have to go to practice.

Please don’t tell anyone else.

I swear I won’t

Hollanov Day 1s

Today: 8:44PM
I told him
Ilya
I told him that I told you guys
And that I told you guys about Shane
And now he’s ignoring me
Samiah
Shit
Jess
Maybe he’s at practice?
No he had practice hours ago
He’s just ignoring me now
Idk what to do
Do I apologize again??
Jess
No definitely do not text him again
Jess
You’ll just annoy him
Samiah
Yeah give him time Ash
I feel awful
I like being his friend and I like being friends with you guys and I guess I wanted us all to be friends in on it together
Samiah
Hopefully he trusts you enough by now to know that anyone you told can be trusted
I hope so

Lily

Today: 11:18AM
Okay

I’m still a little mad, but I understand why you told your friends

We are big deal, would be hard to keep that to yourself

Humble too

Sorry, sorry, not the time

Yes not the time

Do you understand now why I said no pictures with Shane?

You said no pictures cause Shane wouldn’t like it

Well yes

But also because is very risky

Shane and I have been doing this for nearly 10 years

This is big secret about our lives I am trusting you with

Would be very very bad if it got out before we are ready

But we talk about shipping you guys in the gc basically every day! How is that different

Real life is more risky than what is said in group chat. The more people that know secret is bigger risk. Shane knows you know but I don’t want to tell him now 2 more people know because he may have panic attack.

I’m sorry, Ilya. I promise I won’t tell anyone else. And the rest of the girls are sworn to secrecy, I swear.

Alright.

I am choosing to trust you

Why did you tell me this?

Weeeeeeell

Don’t be mad -

Omg

Ashley if you start another sentence with don’t be mad I will block your number

Stop don’t say that I’ll be sad

And I know where you live if you block my number

I can move

Ilyaaaaa :(

Okay this isn’t bad

What now

I don’t think

But….

Samiah and Jess want to talk to you

As you, not as Lily

Why

Omg why do you think!

Cause you’re you! Lmao they want to talk to you about you

They want me to start a smaller gc with us and you

*annoyed guy with hands on his hips gif*

Do I have to

No but I would really appreciate it

Pleaseeeee

You’re already their friend as Lily,,, and they think it’s so cool that you’re actually Ilya

Can you promise they will be will be chill?

They will… do their best !

Sigh

I hope I do not regret this..

But

You can put us in a groupchat

4 People

Today: Ashley has added Lily, Jess, and Samiah to the chat
Hello hello!
Ilya said I could make a group chat with just us 4!
Jess
OMG
Hiiii
Samiah
DUDE
Like no freaking way is Ilya Rozanov in our chat
He is!
Samiah
Ash I can’t believe he said yes
Jess
Where he at
Omg guys give him a minute you just sent those texts rapid-fire
Jess
Is he at practice?
No he’s around I was just talking to him!
Lily
Hello
Jess
OMG
Samiah
ILYA
Samiah
YOU RESPONDED
Lily
Yes yes hello girls who Ashley told my secret to
You said you weren’t mad any more!
Lily
Well
Lily
Am not lying, I am saying hello to girls you told my secret to
...
Anyways
Girls be cool
Ilya be nice
Jess
This is literally unreal
Samiah
How long have you and Shane been dating??????
Lily
Wow
SAMIAH
I SAID BE COOL
Samiah
GIRL
Samiah
If I have the chance to ask Ilya Rozanov how long he and Shane Hollander have been together IM GONNA TAKE IT
Samiah
No pressure don’t want to make you uncomfy but still would really like to know
Lily
How long do you think we’ve been together?
Samiah
Oh jesus
Samiah
Ok I used to say 2013 but on a serious note I think All Star Game 2017??
Jess
Yeah I think All Star Game 2017 as well
I won’t answer since I already know
Lily
Ah so Ashley does know how to keep some things to her self!

Lily
Ok so
Lily
Short answer is since summer before our rookie season
Lily
Long answer is still summer before rookie season but also not serious until after All Star Game 2017
Jess
What the actual hell.
Jess
You guys are actually insane
Jess
Like genuinely mental
Jess
That is so fucking long without anyone finding out
Lily
We know
Samiah you still breathing?
Samiah
No.
Samiah
Summer before rookie season… I am at a loss for words.
Let’s give her a minute lol

4 People

Jess
I think we should give this chat a name
Jess renamed the chat: hoes + Ilya
Jess
Do we approve
Samiah

Lily renamed the chat: hoes + Lily
Lily
Can we not put my real name in chat name haha
Lily
And can you girls keep my name saved as Lily not Ilya pretty please
Lily
Makes me nervous to think of my name being seen on your phones
Jess
Yes ofc!
Samiah
Don’t worry I was too lazy to change your name so it still says Lily
Same here
But also
I don’t want this gc name to be too close to the other one
Ashley renamed the chat: da girls
What do we think of this?
Jess
Very funny lol
Samiah
Fun and fresh
Lily
Lol
Lily
I take it none of you speak Russian then?
No ?
Jess
I do not
Samiah
Yeah no
Jess
I did think about learning when I saw you speak it after winning the Cup !
Aww
Lily
Jess is my new favorite, Ashley has been knocked down
Wait wtf???
Jess
But then the journalists translated what you said and I was like oh got that figured out
Jess

Samiah
Lmaooo Ashley gonna keep catching strays

Lily
Okay so no one here speaks Russian is what I am hearing
Jess
Nope
Lily
I say this because ‘da’ in Russian means yes
Lily
So you name group chat yes girls
Jess
Lmaooo
Samiah
Wait that’s not a sex thing is it?
Samiah
Cause that’d be a little weird…
No I don’t think so ?
Lily
No is not
Lily
I like the name
Lily
Yes we are the girls
Ok period

hollanov ho3s

Lily
Kelli
Kelli
Lily
Lily
May I make a request
Kelli
Of?
Lily
For your next fic
Oh boy
Jess
Here we go
Kelli
Omg Lily I just don’t feel like writing Hollanov rn
Kelli
I know you want more Hollanov content but I can’t be the one writing it
Lily

Kelli
Shayden has been just really speaking to me
Lily
I will make Hollanov speak to you louder
Lily…
Lily
Ashley shush
Lily
I need more things to read
Gracie
I mean it is offseason so there’s not a ton of content from the players coming out so obvi ao3 is dry
Kelli
Hayden’s been posting on ig stories when he’s running with Shane!
Kelli
Always showing how sweaty they both get
Kelli
Lowkey giving me some Shayden fic ideas…
Jess
Omg
Samiah
Omg
Omg
Lily
ENOUGH WITH SHAYDEN

da girls

Lily
What did I do to deserve being put in group chat with a Shayden shipper
Samiah
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOOO
Lily
Someone should kick her from bigger group chat.
Ilya!
She’s still our friend!
Jess
And she’s a damn good writer
Lily
Why does she never use her powers for good then?
Lily
Good meaning writing fics about me and Shane
Idk man
Jess
Did you guys read her Hannigram post-fall fic??
Jess
The one where they’re on the run together in Kentucky
Samiah
YES
Samiah
That one was SO good
Samiah
Her characterization of Hannibal and Will was chefs kiss
I could not put my phone down when I started that one
Samiah
I literally don’t know how she writes so well
She deadass wrote one of the best fics in the entire post-fall tag
Lily
Ah yes I read that one
Lily
Many words but very good
Lily
My favorite part was Hannibal stitching Will’s wounds in motel room while they argued then… you know
Lily
Reminded me of Shane and me at All Star Weekend
Oh????
Samiah
WHAT
Jess
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
Lily
I say no more

A few months later

Lily

Today: 8:13AM
Hii

Can you do me big favor

If you are even awake yet? I know is early for Saturday

What’s up

Do you mind picking up smoothies for me

At place next door

I hit pick-up instead of delivery when I placed order

Lmao sure but why can’t you go down and grab them

Shane is here

He has a bye week so he flew in late last night

And I want to spend every second he is here together

AWWWWW

Omg you big softie



Yes give me 5 mins to get dressed and I’ll grab em

Thank youuuu

You are back on top of my favorites list

Well duh

Rude I was booted from it in the first place

Today: 8:22AM
Are the smoothies under your name?

Under Lily ;)

A chocolate one for me and a gross green one for Shane

Kk

Today: 8:29AM
[image desc: two smoothies on the apartment hallway floor]

They’re outside your door!

Didn’t want to knock and disturb you guys

Thank youuuu

You will always be my favorite

Having friend from group chat living in your building sure is useful

Lmaoo you’re telling me

Today: 1:56PM
Link: Redeem your Uber Eats gift card now!

For you

You did not have to do that!!!

The smoothie place was right next door!

Small token of thank you



One year later

da girls

Ilya
Guess what
Lily
Whaaat
Lily
Tell mee
Samiah
We have news!!
Jess
Samiah and I are going to visit Ashley in Boston!
Lily
You are?
Samiah
YES
I can’t wait!
Jess
I literally can’t believe it
Lily
When are you girls coming?
Jess
The weekend of the Montreal game!
Jess
I have a half-day at school that Friday
Jess
And have been dying to get out of Maryland
Samiah
And I want to see the Montreal game too
Samiah
So bad
Jess
Ugh yes me too
Samiah
So my mom is just going to call me in sick that Friday lol
They’re going to stay with me for the weekend!
Ilya you can get us three tickets, right?
Lily
Yes of course
Anything for my girls
Jess
YAY
Samiah
Ur the best
Lily
Anyone else coming?
Nope!
Just us
Samiah
Cause the bigger gc doesn’t know who Lily is jhdfgjhg
Jess
Lmao yeah
Lily
I will get you my jerseys to wear to game
Lily
What sizes you want
Jess
Medium!
Samiah
Small plz!
I still have mine so I’m good!
Lily

Samiah
I don’t know if I should say this
Samiah
But…
Samiah
I was planning to wear Shane’s jersey to the game
Gasp
Jess
Girl
Jess
Don’t tell him that
Lily
No.
Lily
You attend game in Boston
Lily
You wear my jersey
Lily
That is rule
Samiah
Yeah but Shane is playing too!
Jess
kdsjfhgfsdkj
Lily
Irrelevant
Don’t worry we’ll make sure she wears the right jersey
Samiah
When did this chat turn into a dictatorship???
Lily
I run a tight ship

da girls

Jess
Ilya
Jess
Shane is coming over after the game, right?
Lily
Very personal question
Lily
How do you know this?
Oops
Monkey covering eyes emoji
Lily
Ashley…
I kind of assumed he would be coming over since he did last time
My b
Lily
You girls will ruin my beautiful hair by giving me gray hairs…
Lily
No telling anyone else, yes?
Yes
Samiah
Ofc
Jess
We swear on it
Lily
Then yes Shane is coming over after game
Lily
Shhh
I told you guys!!!
Jess
!!!!!
Samiah
Can we come over and meet him
Samiah
Please please pleaseee
Samiah
We’ll be so cool
Well I’ll be cool since I’ve met him before but I can’t promise Samiah and Jess will
Samiah
Shush
Lily
Girls…
Samiah
I promise we won’t stay long
Samiah
I literally just want to meet him
Samiah
And ask him if it’s true he’s never eaten chocolate
Samiah
Or sugar
Samiah
Or any junk food
That’s what all the magazines say but I doubt he ACTUALLY eats like that 24/7
Like sometimes you just gotta put something bad in your body
Lily
He does that every time we are together
Samiah
DUDE
DEAD
Jess

Lily
Ahh I should not have said that
Lily
But I cannot stop myself sometimes
Lily
*dog smiling gif*
Bahahahaha
Never change Lily

da girls

Today: 4:45PM
Jess
Thank you so much for the jerseys!!!
Samiah
They are SO comfy
Samiah
And fit perfectly
So Samiah will deff be wearing your jersey and not Shane’s at the game haha
Samiah
My mind has been changed lol
Jess
Good luck today!
Jess
We will send you a pic when we’re in the stands!
Is it still fine if we come over after?
Samiah
And meet Shane?
(We won’t stay long obviously)
Today: 8:21PM
Jess
Ugh crushed Montreal
Samiah
What a game
You killed it
Jess
That was SO close
Samiah
Like I almost thought it was gonna be a shutout on both sides
Jess
Ikr
Nice goal at the end tho ;)
Samiah
Lowkey wish I got to see Shane score a goal too but still 10/10 experience
Today: 8:57PM
@Ilya still okay if we come over?

Lily

Today: 9:28PM
You okay?

We don’t have to come over

If you and Shane want to be alone that’s cool, I can tell the girls and they’ll understand

Shane’s not coming over

I think we broke up

NO

You’re not serious

I am serious

What happened???

Big fight

Biggest argument we’ve ever had

He wants me to move to Canada

Join awful team like Toronto or Ottawa

While he gets to stay with Metros

And probably win a million more Cups

With perfect team in perfect city

While I am expected to be happy about going to go play on loser team???

No.

So I got mad. He got mad. And we broke up. And that is that.

Ilya :(

I’m so sorry

Did this happen recently?

Yes. He last minute decided he was going to come over before the game today. And he told me about the idea he had that I should move to Canada

Did not have a lot of time so didn’t tell you and the girls

No don’t even worry about that

But I don’t understand

Why did you both get so mad

Everyone knows you’re a free agent after this season

It sounds like Shane wants you to move closer to him?

Cause there are more hockey teams in Canada than there are around us in Boston

So if he’s still on the Metros there can be a team for you in Canada

Then you guys can eventually stop doing long distance

...

I am massive idiot

I did not realize this

I was too mad when he even suggested I leave Boston

Was not thinking properly

Are you okay? Do you want to come down to my apartment and talk about it

No. Thank you. Am going out with the team

Don’t go out go talk to Shane!!

No.

Ilya :(

I bet he wants to talk to you

I don’t think he does

I need to go get drunk

hollanov ho3s

Today: 11:39PM
Gracie
[image desc: series of paparazzi shots of the Boston Raiders and the Montreal Metros at a club in Boston]
Gracie
HOLLANOV ARE AT THE SAME CLUB TONIGHT
NO
Gracie
YES
Jess
Wait I don’t see Shane in those pap pics
Gracie
No he’s there !
Gracie
He was mostly hidden by JJ when they walked in but you can see his hair and blue jacket behind him
Jess
Ohhh
Jess
Okay yeah that’s deff him
Kelli
The way I’m lowkey surprised the Metros even wanted to go out after a loss
Like in BOSTON of all places
Ikr
Today: 12:47AM
Gracie
[image desc: series of paparazzi shots of Ilya Rozanov making out and dancing with brunette woman at club]
Oh
Gracie
Can we talk about how good he looks
Jess
Why the hell is he making out with some rando???
Gracie
Girl he’s Ilya fucking Rozanov lol
Gracie
He can make out with whoever he wants
Samiah
I think Jess is saying why is he at the club kissing other people when he should be with Shane
Jess
Yes
Jess
Thank you
Kelli
Ooooo
Kelli
Hollanov broke up?
Kelli
Bad time to talk about Shane and Hayden’s hug at the end of the game?
Lily
Very bad time.

Lily

Today: 12:56AM
Hey

Saw your reply in the group chat

You wanna talk about it?

No

Very drunk

Figured

There were pap pics

Alright

Get home safe



Jane

Today: 1:26AM
Fuck you

Asshole

I can’t fucking believe you

What the fuck is the matter with you

What

We were at the same club tonight

I saw you with that girl

And I know you saw me too

Oh so Shane Hollander went out partying for once?

Other plans fall through?

Fuck you

Are we really doing this shit again???

I don’t know what you’re talking about

You don’t know what I’m talking about?

You’re doing the same shit you did when I started dating Rose! Grinding on some other girl right in front of me at some stupid club

When you KNOW I can see you

And you KNOW I hate it

So

We broke up Hollander

Don’t do that

Don’t call me that

I can grind on whoever I want

Do you really not give a fuck about how I would feel seeing you making out with some girl you just met? Right in front of me?

Seeing you get to be so public with someone

Kissing them

Dancing with them

Getting to do everything in public with them that we don’t get to do?

Of course you didn’t

I do care

So much

Didn’t fucking look like it

Shane

I can’t have this fight with you right now

Not over text

And while I am very drunk

Come over tomorrow and we can talk

Please.

My flight leaves before lunch.

So come over before then

I will be home

Are you still out?

No. In Uber going home

Alone.

Good.

Today: 1:52AM
I’ll come over before 9.

Today: 2:08AM
My bed feels empty without you

Go to sleep Ilya

Notes:

i couldn't resist a cliffhanger! chapter 2 should be posted soon, but please let me know what you think :)