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Excerpts From the New World by Bossa_Antigua
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
19 Feb 2026
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Summary
Link glances at Sidon
Sidon glances back
Wow what tension.
Jk, twink gets captured by evil lizards and is rescued by goofy prince?!?!??!?!?
Link was living by his own anthem before Atlas shrugged and threw him to the wolves, rescued by a handsome finned prince who is rewarded for his disgusting, communist altruism when Link and his objectivist mouth gives his fountainhead a good sucking to remind him that private ownership of goods, in this case Link's ass, breeds enterprise, i.e. anal.I hate philosophy class. I hate what I’ve been told. There is no new world, everything returns to the old. There is no justice, only individual suffering. Nothing makes sense, nothing is fair, we are all going to die here and there’s nothing to look forward to. Everyday I look up and see Heaven above my head, out of my reach, yet Hell is so close I could touch it. Please, just get me out of here, just let me go, just let me leave and I’ll be good! I promise, I won’t hurt you anymore, I won’t scare you anymore, I just want to go home.
Series
- Part 4 of I Know the End